Good evening. And good morning to our viewers around the world. I'm Dave Skylark. Thank you for joining me for this historic moment in history. I'm with President Kim Jong-un... of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. We are broadcasting from a station outside of Pyongyang... for this very special edition of: Skylark Tonight.
The Interview
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You can do it. I'm Dave Skylark... and I can interview anyone. - Yeah, you can. - Let's take this motherfucker down!
The Interview
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- She's loyal to Kim. - No! Dude! She was just telling me she's with us. I hate Kim. He is a terrible leader. - See? - Okay. She can help us kill him. What? No! No! No killing! Kim must die! That's the American way. How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake? As many times as it takes. Killing Kim won't change anything. You said it yourself! We gotta do something. Right? He will be replaced. He has brothers, other generals. The people need to be shown that he is not a god. That he is a man. Then they will be ready for change. Yeah? How?
The Interview
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Let's get the fuck out of here.
The Interview
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Kim Jong what? I am the Supreme Leader of North Korea. - What? What the fuck? - It's him. It's him. What is he doing here? What the fuck? Hide it. Put it back up. No! I'm not putting it back up. I'll hide it in my room. Go say hi. - What do I do? Put it on right now? - No, then he'll die when we're still here. - Just put it in your pocket. - Okay, fine. - Come with me. - No, I gotta hide this. - Aaron. Just come with me. - No. No. Aaron. Aaron.
The Interview
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I thought everyone lied about you. And then I saw that fake grapefruit... in that fake grocery store... and I realized that you were a fake friend.
The Interview
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To those who seek to undermine me, at home and abroad...
The Interview
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Give me something! Give me fucking something! Okay.
The Interview
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We need to review some new data... the Leader wants included in the interview. - Now's not really the best time. - It will only take a moment.
The Interview
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Of course, Dave.
The Interview
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- What is that? I don't know what that is. - Yes, you do. No, I don't. I never heard that before. Do you ever feel Feel so paper-thin Just like a house of cards One blow from caving in?
The Interview
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Kim.
The Interview
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The numbers I gave you on potato output... are exaggerated. That's okay with me. I don't really care about that. We can get back to what we were doing. No, it's not just the numbers! - I am a terrible person. - No. You're the best person. You were about to have sex with me. That's the best thing someone could do. I'm the propagandist of a totalitarian dictatorship.
The Interview
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Are you sure you don't... mean to ask me about potato yields? No. I wanna know about that other thing I just asked. Okay, well... Dave, as you have seen for yourself... we have a great bounty of food in North Korea. What I saw for myself... was a fake grocery store... with a fake fat kid planted right in from' of it!
The Interview
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I'd absolutely love to.
The Interview
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It was amazing. - It was amazing? - Yeah. It was one of the best days of my life. - What? - We smoked joints... played basketball... fucked chicks. We had the best margaritas. Did you say you fucked chicks? Oh, my God. Kim Jong is an animal! You know you have to kill this guy tomorrow. I've been thinking a little bit about the mission. Okay. America, you know... always putting its nose in things and screwing them up. The truth is, Kim is a master at manipulating the media. - Yeah? - You're the media. You get what's happening here?