She honeypotted me. - What? What are you talking about? - Sook. Think about it, man. I mean, she researched me, she seduced me... she commandeered my plans, made them her own. She used me. I'll admit it was for, like, a really good fucking cause... but she honeypotted me.
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- Keep me on the air as long as you can. - I will, man.
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Fake.
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I...
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Katy Perry's your favorite! Katy who? I don't know who you're talking about. You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Not the chorus, please! And own the night Like it's the Fourth of July - 'Cause, Kimmy, you're a firework - Stop! Go and show 'em what you're worth And make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh" As you sail across the sky-y-y Kimmy, you're a firework No! I don't need my father! I am strong!
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The numbers I gave you on potato output... are exaggerated. That's okay with me. I don't really care about that. We can get back to what we were doing. No, it's not just the numbers! - I am a terrible person. - No. You're the best person. You were about to have sex with me. That's the best thing someone could do. I'm the propagandist of a totalitarian dictatorship.
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- What is that? I don't know what that is. - Yes, you do. No, I don't. I never heard that before. Do you ever feel Feel so paper-thin Just like a house of cards One blow from caving in?
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I thought everyone lied about you. And then I saw that fake grapefruit... in that fake grocery store... and I realized that you were a fake friend.
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To those who seek to undermine me, at home and abroad...
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- Then why don't you drink them? - I don't like brain freeze.
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Let's get the fuck out of here.
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I'd absolutely love to.
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Yeah. Let's go.
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- She's loyal to Kim. - No! Dude! She was just telling me she's with us. I hate Kim. He is a terrible leader. - See? - Okay. She can help us kill him. What? No! No! No killing! Kim must die! That's the American way. How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake? As many times as it takes. Killing Kim won't change anything. You said it yourself! We gotta do something. Right? He will be replaced. He has brothers, other generals. The people need to be shown that he is not a god. That he is a man. Then they will be ready for change. Yeah? How?
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Excuse me. - Did you just shart? - No, I didn't. It was that camera guy. It wasn't me. Ladies and gentlemen, Kim Jong-un has just pooed in his pants.