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The fucking helicopter landed. I'm in the middle of nowhere. Two soldiers jump out. I think I'm gonna get killed! Then, out comes Sook. I told you about her. She comes out. She's hot. - How hot? - Super sexy. - Get in there? - Yeah, I fucked her. - My fucking man! - No, I didn't do that, dude. No! She said we can't ask our own questions. They were gonna write the questions. We can't do it. We're essentially letting him interview himself with your mouth. Look. Look at this buttfuck! He's got a whole parade of nukes. He's ready to use them. When you score a bin Laden... or a Hitler... or an Un... you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. Give the people what they want. That's not the first rule. That's the first rule of circuses and demolition derbies. This is the biggest interview since Frosty/Nixon. - "Frosty/Nixon"? - In 10 years... Ron Howard's gonna make a movie out of this. We do this, we can interview any president on the planet. And then you can ask them the real questions. This is like eating our vegetables. Once you eat those, then you get to eat the steak. And we know Aaron wants his steak.
The Interview
48.9s
He ate it. He fucking ate it. - You're not supposed to touch it. - And he ate it. - Chewing. Chewing it! - Shit! Fuck. Shit! He's gonna die. Look, look, look. He's probably Kim's triggerman, okay? He's probably killed, like, tons of people. He's probably worse than Kim. And we're okay with killing Kim. How the fuck are we gonna do that? We don't have any poison anymore! Well, what happened to it? - Somebody ate it. - Someone ate it? - Why the fuck did you switch bags? - Yeah, Dave. All right, all right! I shouldn't have switched the bags. Sorry. Listen, just sit tight. I am going to contact you. Do not fall asleep. I'll figure out a way to fix this. - Thanks. Why'd you tell her? - It's the truth. - Why'd you tell her that he ate it? - He did! Dude. That was a cock block. Get me Major Franks at the Osan Air Force Base.
The Interview
29.4s
We have a bird en route. It will be within range of you in 15 minutes. Aardvark: Your watch will transmit the coordinates to guide in the package. Get outside to a place with no tree cover where you can't be detected. - Okay? - What...? - Why do I have to do it? - Why you? If Dung Beetle gets caught or killed, then we don't have a mission anymore. - I could get caught or killed? - Hey! Put on your darkest clothes and get outside now. Make sure you are 20 yards away from the building.
The Interview