She honeypotted me. - What? What are you talking about? - Sook. Think about it, man. I mean, she researched me, she seduced me... she commandeered my plans, made them her own. She used me. I'll admit it was for, like, a really good fucking cause... but she honeypotted me.
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You're just a sad, little man.
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If you shoot me, you'll just be proving me right.
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Dave.
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Oh, shit! Oh, shit.
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Fake.
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1.7s
Showtime.
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6.7s
No! Whoa! No! - No hands. - No hands? I'm not into handsy shit. That's how I like it.
The Interview
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As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes... they knew... that this might be the end of the long road. But they also knew... how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud... they were both thinking: - I love you. - I love you. Bro. - Okay, man. You got this. - Okay.
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8s
Damn, girl. You a badass. I thought you were my friend, Dave. I thought you were my friend, Kim.
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Fake fruit!
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Take him out. You want us to assassinate... the leader of North Korea? - Yes. - What? Won't they just get another chubby dude with a goofy hairdo... - ...to come in and replace him? - Exactly. Exactly. We're aware of a faction in the existing leadership that already wants him gone. They're too scared to act alone. And they need you two to go in there, remove Kim... embolden them to revolt... and take over. Are you, Agent Lacey, going to be involved? I am going to be in your ear... by your side, every step of the way. Then I have one answer.
The Interview
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Slow push!
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This is like The Lord of the Rings. Okay?
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1.9s
Fake grapefruits!
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You said you were gonna blow everybody up... just to show what a big guy you are? No friend would blow up another friend's country. You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butthole. And you pee and poo like the rest of us.
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You've been with Dave a long time. He's a hard guy to leave. You like the money and can't say no to Dave. No. Yes! I know you. You're fucking awesome. - No, I don't understand you. - You know, it's a little bit weird. Do you have a boyfriend? Is that too forward of me to ask?
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- Then why don't you drink them? - I don't like brain freeze.
