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Would you like a drink... or some of Aaron's cocaine? - This is not our coke. This is our... - No, I'm sure it's not. So how can we...? What can we do you for? - To what do we owe the pleasure? - Well, Aaron, Dave... as I'm sure you know already... Kim Jong-un is now capable of nuking all of the West Coast. The point is, we're talking about nuclear nations at war with each other. Nuclear. He does have one tactical advantage over the West. He's more than willing to let millions and millions of his own people die.
The Interview
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- Take your hands away. I saw the boner. - I'm not doing it. Move your fucking hands. - Fine! You wanna see it? - Yeah. Feast your eyes. I'm gonna go poop out these drugs. You're gonna go jerk off these thoughts. If we both still wanna talk about this afterwards, we can. But not until then. Dave Skylark never backs down from a jerk-off.
The Interview
39.8s
- She is so cool. - You don't see what's happening. - And it's so obvious, it's crazy, man. - What? - They're honeypotting us. - What? It's an attractive spy woman who lures men into doing shit. How can you not see that? - Because that is so sexist. - Is it? This is 2014. Women are smart now. You think she just so happens to have everything you find attractive? Bangs, giant tits, glasses? - They're fake, man. - Fake glasses? - How could the CIA come up with that? - That poor girl is blind as a bat. I'm just saying that when we're on molly and when we're horned up, might not... - "Horned up"? Oh, please. - You are horned up. You have half a fucking chub right now!
The Interview
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Explosions. All over my face. I'm sorry. We had kind of a long night. Why are you telling us all this information? We're telling you this because you two lucky gentlemen... are going to be in a room alone with him. - And congratulations, by the way. - That's right! Which is why we're here. The CIA would love it... if you two could... take him out.
The Interview
59.9s
- What the fuck is this? - It's my bag. Wonderful. That's not the bag the CIA gave you. - Oh, that bag? - Yes, that bag. That bag was fugly with a capital "fug"! It was designed to conceal poison that we're gonna smuggle in. Kim is a superfan. He knows I take fashion risks. I show up with that other bag, Kim's gonna be like: "Aw, no. You got ugly bag? You no Skylark. You secret agent. Terminate him." - Where's the fucking poison strip?! - I put the strip in a pack of gum. - They'll never find it. - I am not cool with this. - It's showtime. - "Showtime"? It's not showtime. - Dave Skylark Tonight! - What are you doing? Stop walking. - Hello! - Stop walking. We are going to North Korea. Skylark, which side of President Kim's ass you gonna kiss? Not gonna kiss him, but let's just say... I might give him something special with my hand. You gonna jerk him off? - What? No, that's a double entendre! - Shut the fuck up! - I'm foreshadowing! - Just shut up! Get in the fucking car! Shut up! Shut up! Why would you say that? Why would you say that?
The Interview