Good evening. And good morning to our viewers around the world. I'm Dave Skylark. Thank you for joining me for this historic moment in history. I'm with President Kim Jong-un... of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. We are broadcasting from a station outside of Pyongyang... for this very special edition of: Skylark Tonight.
The Interview
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Are you sure you don't... mean to ask me about potato yields? No. I wanna know about that other thing I just asked. Okay, well... Dave, as you have seen for yourself... we have a great bounty of food in North Korea. What I saw for myself... was a fake grocery store... with a fake fat kid planted right in from' of it!
The Interview
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You've been with Dave a long time. He's a hard guy to leave. You like the money and can't say no to Dave. No. Yes! I know you. You're fucking awesome. - No, I don't understand you. - You know, it's a little bit weird. Do you have a boyfriend? Is that too forward of me to ask?
The Interview
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We need to review some new data... the Leader wants included in the interview. - Now's not really the best time. - It will only take a moment.
The Interview
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- Where are we? - I don't know. Is this China? - I don't know. Looks like North Korea. - Yeah.
The Interview
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- That's a great saying, okay? - Hate us because they ain't us! They hate us because they ain't us!
The Interview
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Oh, shit, what's wrong?
The Interview
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Oh, shit!
The Interview
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Guess what we named him? Kim Jong-un! That's a little fucked up, no? It's super fucked up. But he's cute. "But there was none of that.
The Interview
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Over the years... I grew close with Kim Jong-un. When he rose to power, he took me with him.
The Interview
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I think I can do this.
The Interview
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Kiss her, dude.
The Interview
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It's crazy.
The Interview
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Get them in.
The Interview
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You liar!
The Interview
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Bye, Sook!
The Interview
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This.
The Interview
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Know what my father said to me on his deathbed? What did he say, Dave? "I'm disappointed because you haven't done enough with your life."
