There's a tiger. It's a fucking tiger! It's a fucking tiger. Yes. A tiger. - You led my friend into a tiger patch?! - I told you there were tigers. Guys, I'm very unhappy right now. It's really dark. He probably doesn't see you. Oh, it fucking sees me.
The Interview
2.1s
See? There's nothing in here!
The Interview
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Okay? Look, in porno, we call this the money shot. You don't have a bunch of dudes going at it. Then, right before they finish, you cut to black and say: "Oh, don't worry, 12 hours later, they came all over each other." No! You want them all over, close-up. All over his face. The end!
The Interview
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No more Kim.
The Interview
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In three days... you will fly from New York to Beijing... where you will transfer to a commercial airline... that takes you directly to Pyongyang. I'm sorry, this is completely unrelated, but... what happened to your glasses?
The Interview
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Okay, I'm coming.
The Interview
6.5s
Dave, it's not... Yo, I don't know who I fucked last night... but I got some stink dick.
The Interview
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Mr. Rapaport. I'm Agent Lacey with Central Intelligence. And this is my partner, Agent Botwin. Yo, Aaron, whoever that is, tell them to fuck off.
The Interview
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Dude. I think we need to do this.
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Oh, shit.
The Interview
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Maybe the media's manipulating you. What the fuck does that even mean? I'm the only one who's spent real time with him. Spent face-to-face time! Dick-to-dick! It's just, man, I can sympathize with people that get dumped on by the media. - And it sucks. - You know what else fucking sucks? Concentration camps, famine, firing squads... - I didn't see any here. Have you? - No...
The Interview
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Yeah, okay. - Great. - Thank you.
The Interview
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You can't speak? What the fuck? I wanna know if you have the poison so we can kill that motherfucker. What?! Spy! What the hell?! - She's on our side! - Fuck's going on?! - You can trust me. - You can trust her! Trust her?! Are you joking?! We gotta kill her! I was in bed with her! We were hooking up. That's why she's here. - What?! - Let him go. Everything is fine. Now we gotta kill the girl that you like. This is the worst moment ever! We're not killing her!
The Interview
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Welcome to the jungle, baby. Welcome to the jungle. On your... knees. How else can I prevail... against so many enemies?
