Good evening. I'm Phillip Sterling with a UBS News special report.
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I enjoyed your interview, guys. Now, try not to fuck up your extraction. Get home safe. Guess who's going to America where they don't eat doggies? - And you get all the good stuff. - Let's just go. Can we please go?
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When did the hair begin to go? I would say, around The Outsiders.
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- Man. - Which Way's the coast? I have no idea. Does that do something? - Dogs always run to the sea. - Not true. - You gotta find the sea. - That's not gonna happen. Shit. - Shit, shit, shit! - Protect the puppy! Stop! It's them!
- Then I saw this fake fucking grapefruit. - What? All the food in that grocery store is fake! He fucking lied to me. Maybe that fat kid isn't fat. I mean, oh! What about the concentration camps? And the famine. Maybe that's real. God!
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Not till after the interview. This dog is killing me with cuteness. He's crazy cute. - Can I keep it? - Take him home, forever and ever.
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Selfie.
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Yeah.
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So gross.
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Interviewing him. Everyone in North Korea will be watching. No, look, the interview's scripted. His people are never gonna let me ask real questions. - Dave, I am his people. - She controls the broadcast. I can't do political interviews. I do entertainment interviews. - Dude. You can fucking do this. - Yeah? You don't interview with your brain. You interview with your heart. - True. - Your emotion, Dave. You get Kim Jong-un to fucking cry like a baby in front of all of North Korea? They'll know he's not a god.
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The end.
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Shit. Me so sorry. I mean, I'm so sorry. I mean, I'm so sorr... I'm so... I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. We would like to discuss a meeting... between the Supreme Leader and Dave Skylark. Security concerns dictate the matter be discussed in person. Okay, great. Where do you do that? We will meet at latitude 40.1326. Longitude 123.9889. I'm not totally familiar with my longitudes and latitudes. Where is that again? Fifty kilometers west of Dandong, northeastern China. Did you just say "China"?
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And did you just say "dong"?
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Where the fuck are they?
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- Hi. - Hey. - Where to? - Mercer and Spring, please.
