Good evening. I'm Phillip Sterling with a UBS News special report.
The Interview
13.9s
I enjoyed your interview, guys. Now, try not to fuck up your extraction. Get home safe. Guess who's going to America where they don't eat doggies? - And you get all the good stuff. - Let's just go. Can we please go?
The Interview
5.4s
When did the hair begin to go? I would say, around The Outsiders.
The Interview
16s
- Man. - Which Way's the coast? I have no idea. Does that do something? - Dogs always run to the sea. - Not true. - You gotta find the sea. - That's not gonna happen. Shit. - Shit, shit, shit! - Protect the puppy! Stop! It's them!
- Then I saw this fake fucking grapefruit. - What? All the food in that grocery store is fake! He fucking lied to me. Maybe that fat kid isn't fat. I mean, oh! What about the concentration camps? And the famine. Maybe that's real. God!
The Interview
9s
Not till after the interview. This dog is killing me with cuteness. He's crazy cute. - Can I keep it? - Take him home, forever and ever.
The Interview
2.1s
- All right, it's clear. - Okay.
The Interview
5.7s
Boom, boom... boom!
The Interview
5.2s
That is fucked up. Yeah, tell me about it. Jordan!
The Interview
8.6s
We just killed two innocent men. Look, first of all, it's not your fault that those men died. Second, they had to go. They knew we were up to something.
The Interview
8.9s
I'm concerned my feelings of attraction for you... will cause me to make mistakes. Your feelings of attraction for me? Fuck this!
The Interview
4.4s
- You got him? - Yeah. You out of that big ol' scary hole?
The Interview
13.2s
Oh, Jesus fuck. Why does he keep the long pieces? His head looks like somebody's taint. - You barely look different. - Thanks, man. You said you were bald. I see a little stuff on top. - So freeing! - Rob.
The Interview
4.9s
Yeah. Well, good riddance. I hated that fucking bitch. Really?
