Look, I don't expect you to understand. You're young. You have a long, long time before you have to look into that abyss. But the way I see it, having sex with that girl is my last stand. And I can't do it without you. So I'm asking you. Please, Jason, just stay one more day so I can do this. Please.
Dirty Grandpa
3.7s
- I'll drive us home. - Not Atlanta. Daytona.
Dirty Grandpa
5.5s
Jason... The fuck! Oh, my God!
Dirty Grandpa
10.9s
Fuck! We gotta lose some of this weight. Pam, throw some of this shit out of here! Hey, look, it's Pam. He's the good kind of Greek. Hey! Hey, Gene. Hey, Gary.
Dirty Grandpa
1.9s
Grandpa?
Dirty Grandpa
7.9s
Drop the mic, baby! Drop the mic, baby! - That's what I'm talking about! - Peace out, niggas! I see you, boy. Nasty!
Dirty Grandpa
7.5s
It's going to be a special day. "...now choose life, so that you and your children shall live."
Dirty Grandpa
11.1s
Oh, shit, I just found my queen. All right. Okay, let's help him. Excuse me. Jason!
Dirty Grandpa
6.7s
- T ake it off! - Trying, dear. Trying. - Leave them on. - Shut it down. I have something to say.
Dirty Grandpa
1.8s
I miss her.
Dirty Grandpa
1.7s
Grandpa?
Dirty Grandpa
1.5s
Grandpa?
Dirty Grandpa
4.5s
Babe, what's wrong? Coral or salmon?
Dirty Grandpa
21.8s
"This day I call the heavens and the earth as a witness against you..." "...that I have set before you life and death..." Hey, babe, I found the tie you're going to wear to the rehearsal brunch Sunday. Do you like the coral color or the salmon? "...that the race is not to the swift..." Either one. "...nor the battle to the strong."
Dirty Grandpa
4s
Our first reading is from Deuteronomy 30:19.
Dirty Grandpa
1.6s
Poor Grandpa...
Dirty Grandpa
10.8s
Cropdusted, motherfucker! - You just got cropdusted! - Hey! - You're high now! - Get the fuck away from me! Now we're both high at Grandma's funeral! We're bonded for life. Uncle Dan, sorry, man. Tough day!
