Nadal, you must help me get back into power. What? No. Why would I do that? I have a perfectly good job here. I'm a Mac Genius!
The Dictator
4.6s
You mean I never executed anybody? No. Like, honestly, zero people.
The Dictator
7.5s
What do you do? Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.
The Dictator
2.2s
Congratulations. Living the American dream.
The Dictator
2.2s
Welcome to the Death to Aladeen Restaurant.
The Dictator
12.1s
Why is it always the good guys? Why? Nadal?
The Dictator
1.4s
Have a seat, cousin.
The Dictator
8.1s
This is my cousin. I see you've all met him. He's very simple and backwards. I'm sorry. - Sorry. - It's okay, sit. - Okay. - Sit and eat.
The Dictator
2.6s
Wait, wait, wait, no! There you are, cousin!
The Dictator
12.6s
I've been replaced by this body double who's a total imbecile. How are you alive? How am I... Wait. You don't know? No. Every single person you had executed is still alive.
The Dictator
13.8s
There's a number in the name? Who are you? An Aladeen sympathizer? No, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no! No! It's Aladeen! It's Aladeen without the beard! No! It's not Aladeen!
The Dictator
10.8s
Okay. What is your real name? Max. Max what? Imumoccupancyu One-hundred-and-twenty.
The Dictator
4.7s
We all live here in Little Wadiya. The executioner, he is a member of the Resistance!
The Dictator
5.8s
Very sorry. My apologies. Enjoy. What are you doing here? And what has happened to your beard?
