Yeah, right. I mean, I know there's nothing more annoying than a backseat torturer, but, please, come on. This is great stuff. It's not great stuff. That's like 1972, hello.
The Dictator
3.9s
It didn't come with a splash guard. You're gonna get chara on your trousers.
The Dictator
11.8s
Your father would be ashamed of you! No, I've realized I don't want to be like my father! In fact, I don't want to be a dictator anymore! What's that now? I've been on a spiritual journey, man, like Eat, Pray, Love.
The Dictator
5.7s
If you lose enough weight, then the zipline will work. Do you have anything in your pockets? Let me check.
The Dictator
1.4s
Don't be like that.
The Dictator
9.8s
What is that, a brick? All this time you've had a brick? Why do you have that? Well, to balance out the weight from the other one. You have two bricks? Yes! Throw them down immediately!
The Dictator
3.5s
I can see it has a screw hole for one. Apparently, I didn't get it.
The Dictator
11.2s
All right, Mr. Smart Guy, check out this bad boy. Oh, that's not bad. The Kandahar Cock Wrench. Okay, so, now we're getting somewhere. It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe.
The Dictator
3.8s
Allison, I don't have a dick. Great!
The Dictator
14.2s
Supreme Leader, I took the liberty of hiring some extra security. This is Mr. Clayton. Admiral General, I am here for your protection 24/7. Okay. But in the interest of full disclosure, I have to say I hate A-rabs.
The Dictator
4.2s
Listen, everything is gonna be just fine. I don't want you to worry about anything.
The Dictator
1.5s
What? Why? No!
The Dictator
2.7s
What is that? It's Vita Coco water.
The Dictator
6.5s
We've got a lot of customers. You may want to go wash up. Fine. Joteph, go and hose down my Crocs.
