And I've never been with a guy with a dick. Or any guy.
The Dictator
3s
The flames of the righteous attack the unjust!
The Dictator
2.8s
My pockets are empty. I could poo.
The Dictator
3.3s
Yo! Average American shopper!
The Dictator
3.5s
And he doesn't wanna use violence, but he puts his violence into his dance.
The Dictator
1.4s
What? No, no, no, no!
The Dictator
2.4s
It's a hilarious story. I'll tell you later, okay?
The Dictator
3.2s
What? Why? Because no one has ever loved me!
The Dictator
7.1s
I will take no options off the table. And I mean what I say. Tonight we ask... Who is General Aladeen?
The Dictator
11.5s
So, yeah, this is my store! This is the Free Earth Collective. We are a vegan, feminist, non-profit cooperative operating within an anti-racist, anti-oppressive framework for people of all or no genders.
The Dictator
1.2s
Next!
The Dictator
3.9s
Allison, could you please take your hands off my breasts?
The Dictator
12s
You seem educated. Yes. I went to Amherst. I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.
The Dictator
3.5s
He did not know his mother, who died in childbirth.
The Dictator
5.2s
Yeah, of course! You're the Wadiyan dissident who was standing up to that asshole Aladeen.
The Dictator
9.3s
Often described as ignorant, he changed over 300 Wadiyan words to "Aladeen," including the words "positive" and "negative," causing mass confusion.
The Dictator
2s
Okay, he's returning to the podium.
The Dictator
6.5s
The Wadiyan people love being oppressed! Dictatorship forever!
