I've come here to apologize about some of the comments I may have made about Captain Hook and Blackie. Great!
The Dictator
9.5s
So your name is like the sign. "Ladies Washroom"? That is a made-up name. What is your real name? I am interested. We are interested.
The Dictator
2.4s
Zoey. Who cares?
The Dictator
4.1s
What are you doing? She tried to milk me! No.
The Dictator
16.5s
Ladies and gentlemen of the press, our Supreme Leader is indisposed to answer your questions as he is currently drafting Wadiya's new constitution, which is scheduled to be signed at the Lancaster Penthouse Ballroom in three days. Thank you. No further questions.
The Dictator
2.9s
Round is not scary. Pointy is scary.
The Dictator
14s
Indulge me. For one second, pretend that I'm an idiot. Okay. I'm there. And explain to me how this bomb will not land in Israel and then, literally, bounce right back and blow up Wadiya.
The Dictator
1.3s
Nuclear winter.
The Dictator
1.6s
Clean-up on aisle four!
The Dictator
1.2s
Israel...
The Dictator
2.9s
Supreme Leader, let me explain to you. You've lost me.
The Dictator
1.5s
The brutality?
The Dictator
8.1s
I thought his name was Dennis. How would you even make that leap? Tamir to Dennis?
The Dictator
9s
Wait, her company is catering the event. She has a security pass! That is the answer. This is the plan. Okay? You will take that job and you will work for her.
The Dictator
1.7s
Yeah? Hold on one second.
The Dictator
2.9s
It is too round on the top. It needs to be pointy.
The Dictator
8.2s
Okay, fine. I will help you. On one condition. Name it. You reinstate me as Head of Nuclear Research, so I can finish building my bomb.
