Definitely not. I must be going. No, no. Stay, please.
The Dictator
10.8s
Okay. What is your real name? Max. Max what? Imumoccupancyu One-hundred-and-twenty.
The Dictator
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People of Wadiya, I come before you today to tell you that the world shall kneel before our great nation. We are two months away from enriching weapons-grade uranium to be used for peaceful purposes. It will be used only for medical research and clean energy. It will, it will. And will certainly never be used to attack Is... Oh, boy.
The Dictator
2.4s
No! No! Supreme Leader!
The Dictator
2.6s
Wait, wait, wait, no! There you are, cousin!
The Dictator
4.2s
Where is the Head of my Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women?
The Dictator
2.7s
I took a feminist clown workshop once.
The Dictator
26.9s
Hey, buddy, I saw that. That is very disrespectful to your leader. Whatever, dude. Who are you, Osama bin Laden's best friend? No, he is not my best friend! Though he has been staying in my guest house ever since they shot his double last year. Now the guy won't leave. I know why this guy's the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him. You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.
The Dictator
1.3s
Well, I can if I killed you.
The Dictator
3.4s
Me? Work for that hairy titted yeti?
The Dictator
5.2s
Did you suffer from sexual abuse? Yes, they raped me in a very unprofessional way.
The Dictator
9.7s
Oh, no. We have to get you to the Rape Center. You have a center for rape here? Great! I'd love to go! Maybe another time, you know. Hire a limo, have some cocktails, bring my raping shoes.
The Dictator
15.6s
...tour from hell for an Ohio couple earlier today when, ...with shades of 9l11, their helicopter tour of the Manhattan skyline was cut short by what police are now calling a "terrorism misunderstanding" involving a man named Emer Gencyexitonly.
The Dictator
9.4s
Thanks. I trust everything is in there, as your manager requested? Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex. That's because she let me Aladeen in her face.
