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What is your name? Allison Burgers. That's a made-up name. What's your real name?
The Dictator
Definitely not. I must be going. No, no. Stay, please.
The Dictator
All I ever did was steal my country's wealth and execute anybody who did not agree with me, and many who did.
The Dictator
So sorry, Supreme Leader. Don't worry. I'm 50% to blame.
The Dictator
Welcome to the Death to Aladeen Restaurant.
The Dictator
Why is it always the good guys? Why? Nadal?
The Dictator
Wait. You look very familiar.
The Dictator
Do I know you? Sorry.
The Dictator
No! No! Supreme Leader!
The Dictator
You don't got a pass, you don't get in. But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the fucking Internet!
The Dictator
Let me in! I have 85 rooms at this hotel! It's me, Admiral General Aladeen! I lost my beard!
The Dictator
Congratulations. Living the American dream.
The Dictator
How much do you charge for assassinations?
The Dictator
