You know, I don't even think you want to be tortured. I don't want to be tortured. You're just, like, taking all the fun out of it! You just want me to say compliments all the time. So either you want the truth or you want compliments. Decide! It'd be nice if I got just a little bit of positive feedback about my tools. What else you got? I'm gonna love the next thing! I will be supportive.
The Dictator
6.4s
I do not have any money on me, but if you give me your clothes I'll make a sizeable donation in your name to al-Qaeda.
The Dictator
2.5s
Trying to force it on the Israeli delegation.
The Dictator
1.8s
My speech.
The Dictator
1.5s
All right.
The Dictator
7.7s
Admiral General Aladeen preparing to address the General Assembly of the United Nations. An historic moment. He's approaching the podium.
The Dictator
12.6s
Drinking from the pitcher of water directly, as opposed to the glass that I'm sure must be up there. What do you think that means? Again, it's another attempt to say, "Listen, I'm not going to play by your rules." And he seems to have a pitcher of urine out.
The Dictator
3.7s
And he's fallen off the stage. What do you make of that, Denise?
The Dictator
9.1s
He's not the legitimate leader! He's not the legitimate leader! He's not the legitimate leader!
The Dictator
2.1s
Well, I have to say, he's got their attention.
The Dictator
1.8s
He is now drinking his urine.
The Dictator
1.3s
He's feeling ill.
The Dictator
4.1s
Hello, person. Person. Black person.
The Dictator
6.5s
The Wadiyan people love being oppressed! Dictatorship forever!
The Dictator
17.7s
This new constitution will end the dictatorship... No! ...and it will turn Wadiya into a democracy. No! Democracy? Never! Never!
The Dictator
1.2s
No, no, no.
The Dictator
11.5s
With the help of the U.M., I will draft a new constitution for Wadiya and sign it in five days, on Wadiya's Independence Day.
