What are you gonna be for Halloween? My mom found this picture on Instagram of these kids, they were shadows. So they crept up next to kids, other kids, and they used to spook 'em out and look like shadows. One year, I was actually a subway surfer. You can buy that one? Um, no, I built it.
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Did they have elephants in ancient Persia?
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Thank you.
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You love somebody... more than anything in the whole damn world. You... worship her. You don't wanna be alive without her and... she says she doesn't want you.
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♪ Just call me Paul Lawrence Dunbar ♪
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Get any writing done? I did, a little, yeah.
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Accordion. No, I just drive the regular ones. Did you ever drive a fire truck? No, just, uh, buses and cars, and, uh, I drove a big truck a few times, but, uh, that's it.
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Our own Romeo and Juliet. Or, maybe, more like Antony and Cleopatra? Speaking of Romeo and Juliet, Abbott and Costello.
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Oh, my. I have so much to do.
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- Don't you have a smartphone? - Uh, no I-I don't. I don't, not with me. Would you like to use my phone, Mr Bus Driver? Oh, if you don't mind. Thank you. So, what's gonna happen to this bus? Um, well, a... a big truck is gonna come and tow it back to the depot. - Awesome. - Thank you very much. - I can't wait to see the truck. - OK, I'll just be over here. I apologise again.
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I think we'll just gather up over there, if you don't mind, thank you very much. OK, people. Let's join the rest of the passengers, if we could. - Did we run out of gas? - No, plenty of gas. It's just, uh, an electrical problem. Sabotage, probably. OK, let's... let's come over here. Another bus will come get us in a minute. OK everyone, I... I apologise again for this inconvenience. I think it's best if we wait here for a few minutes and, uh, I'll call now for a replacement bus.
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I think it's probably best if we, uh, stand as far away from the bus as we can. It's not gonna catch on fire or anything, is it? It could explode into a fireball! Oh, no, ma'am. It's just an electrical problem. What's gonna happen to us now? Are we stranded here? Oh, no, no, no. Another bus will come get us shortly. Dear God.
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The rain has stopped. I stop. On the corner, a boy in a yellow raincoat holding his mother's hand.
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I go through trillions of molecules that move aside to make way for me, while on both sides, trillions more stay where they are. The windshield wiper blade starts to squeak.