What are you gonna be for Halloween? My mom found this picture on Instagram of these kids, they were shadows. So they crept up next to kids, other kids, and they used to spook 'em out and look like shadows. One year, I was actually a subway surfer. You can buy that one? Um, no, I built it.
Paterson
2.5s
Did they have elephants in ancient Persia?
Paterson
1.3s
Thank you.
Paterson
18.6s
You love somebody... more than anything in the whole damn world. You... worship her. You don't wanna be alive without her and... she says she doesn't want you.
Paterson
2.9s
♪ Just call me Paul Lawrence Dunbar ♪
Paterson
3.4s
Get any writing done? I did, a little, yeah.
Paterson
14.2s
Accordion. No, I just drive the regular ones. Did you ever drive a fire truck? No, just, uh, buses and cars, and, uh, I drove a big truck a few times, but, uh, that's it.
Paterson
9.9s
Our own Romeo and Juliet. Or, maybe, more like Antony and Cleopatra? Speaking of Romeo and Juliet, Abbott and Costello.
Paterson
3.1s
I have so many cupcakes to make. Oh, my!
Paterson
2.7s
- You don't like your pie? - No, I do, yeah!
Paterson
2.2s
The Run.
Paterson
5.3s
- Wait, wait, wait, please. - Everett! I would rather drop dead.
Paterson
4.4s
Hey, Doc, what d... what does Abbott and Costello have to do with, uh, Romeo and Juliet?
Paterson
7.3s
You don't listen to me at all! The friendship can be folded into something greater. I don't want to fold it into something greater!
Paterson
20s
Paterson, you still don't got a cell phone? Uh, no... no, I don't want one. It would be a leash. What about the better half? She got one? She's got one, yeah. And a laptop. And an iPad. She doesn't want you to get one? No, no, she's OK about it.
Paterson
42.2s
Who's on first? Who's on first? I'll tell ya who's on first. And I'll tell ya what's on second too. But you ain't gonna wanna know. I can explain, sweetheart. No, let me explain. That is my cookie jar money. That is money I've been saving up so I could get my hair fixed to go to your damn niece's wedding. That is my money. Mine! I promise, I will replace it. I-I will replace it after this weekend's chess tournament. Chess tournament? Doc, you gonna need a chess tourniquet if you don't put that damn money back.
