Hey, Doc, if you're not doing anything tomorrow, they're having the new outdoor farmer's market again. And I know for a fact there's gonna be some fantastic cupcakes for sale in the bakery booth. Oh, tomorrow's, uh... tomorrow's Saturday. I got that big chess tournament goin' on over there in Camden. Oh, right, right. OK, well, good luck. Yeah, thanks. Hey, fellas. - Hey, Marie. - Hey, shortie. How you and, uh, Romeo doin'? Please, Everett! And we're not doing. If anything, he's acting worse. But I think the key word is acting. Well, how well do you really know him? We've known each other since we were kids. And I really do care about him. It's just... this whole girlfriend thing was a big mistake. Obviously. It's cool. He just needs to act out. He's always been that way. He needed some kind of drama, and then he gets over it. He's not gonna do anything crazy, is he? If you ask me, everything he does is crazy.
Paterson
37.8s
You were out a little late last night. Yeah. There was, umm... an incident at the... at the bar. Incident at the bar? What happened? Well... - Oh, a guy had a gun. - What? Well, he had what I thought was a real gun. And he threatened this girl and... Oh my God! He threatened a girl? He threatened to shoot himself. All because he's in love with her. It's complicated. Anyway, I tried to stop him and I knocked the gun away and turns out it was a toy gun that shoots little foam pellets.
Paterson
10s
Speak of the devil. Baby, I need to talk to you for a minute. Everett, why can't you just forget about me? - Because I am in love with you. - Well, you can't have me.
Paterson
10s
Sure looked real, though. Oh, honey. Oh, that's so frightening. You acted so heroically.