What are you gonna be for Halloween? My mom found this picture on Instagram of these kids, they were shadows. So they crept up next to kids, other kids, and they used to spook 'em out and look like shadows. One year, I was actually a subway surfer. You can buy that one? Um, no, I built it.
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Did they have elephants in ancient Persia?
Paterson
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Thank you.
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Yeah. Well, I-I had a similar thing happen last week, man. - Oh yeah? - Yeah, check this out. I'm at Larry's barbecue party on Sunday, right? - Larry had a barbecue? - Yeah, the barbecue party. And, uh, I'm just standing out there on the deck, right? And I'd already eaten a lot, and I'm just having a beer, right? And you know that blonde friend of Larry's girlfriend, um, Rita? - I'm not sure you met her. - I don't know Rita. Well, she is, like, super hot! Right? - Oh, yeah. - And just like, stacked too. Just beautiful curves. Like an animal. And, you know, she comes over to me and she asks me what I'm doing later! - All right. - Yeah, right? Yeah, so we talk for a little while. And, uh, she was like, really flirtatious too, man. - OK. - You know. Yeah. And finished my beer, and, oh, man, you know, I had to get up early for work the next morning and all that, so... - You split? - Yeah. Yeah. But it was... it was cool, though. Uh, I mean, I knew exactly what she wanted, right. And I got her number, too. She gave me her number.
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Everything OK? Well, now that you ask, no, not really. My kid needs braces on her teeth. My car needs a transmission job. My wife wants me to take her to Florida. But I'm behind on the mortgage payments. My uncle called from India and he needs money for my niece's wedding, and I got this strange rash on my back - you name it, brother. - How 'bout you? - I'm OK. - OK, well, have a nice day. - OK, you too. Yeah. I doubt it.
Paterson
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Morning, Donny. - Ready to roll, Paterson? - Yeah.
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All your poems are still in that one notebook. Your secret notebook. My secret notebook, yeah. So will you finally just go to the Xerox place or something? Please. Just do it. It would take about ten minutes to make a copy of your entire secret notebook. Well, I think it'd take a little longer than ten minutes. OK. OK. 15 or 20 minutes. I would even do it for you. Baby, I've been asking for a year, at least. Yeah, you have.
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You, uh, you workin' late tonight? Yeah. - Yeah, I need the overtime. - Yeah, me too.
Paterson
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Yeah, yeah. They're out of control.
Paterson
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Well, maybe I can do it this weekend.
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You are a great poet.
Paterson
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You promise?
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Hey, Marie. Another ginger ale? - Thanks, Doc. - You know Paterson, right? Umm, not really, but... we've seen each other. - Hey, Paterson. - Hey-hey-hey, Marie. - You drive the bus, right? - Yeah, I do. Your name really Paterson, or they just nickname you that? Uh, no, my real name is Paterson. Well, that's kind of crazy, right? Yeah. Right.
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Everett still not gettin' it. Not yet, the numbskull. I've been breaking up with him for two weeks now. What am I gonna do? Marie, baby, I need to talk to you. - No! - Please. Just talk to me for a few minutes. No, Everett. We've talked enough. - More than enough. - Please.
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- Iggy. - Hey, Doc? Who's that, who's that, right next to Uncle Floyd holding the guitar? I finally got you. Well, that's new. But that's Uncle Floyd Vivino's little brother Jimmy. He's a band leader on the Conan O'Brien show. That's a little past my bedtime.
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That is what you gave me. I become the cigarette and you the match or... I the match and you the cigarette, blazing with kisses... that smoulder toward heaven.
Paterson
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Uh, yeah. Sure, why not? It's Paterson. All right. All right. Iggy Pop on the wall.