- What? - Uh, what was the emergency? - [Jenna] Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. She kinda did it to herself. Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. Ladies. Skirts. I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. No more short skirts.
Lady Bird
13.8s
Sex is not a big deal. It's just my mom called me during it. - [Sister Sarah Joan] Skirt check. - Was on my cell phone. The one she got me for emergencies. Did you pick up? Yeah. I was like, "Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." [girls laughing] What was the emergency?
Lady Bird
10.2s
[students chattering] [sighs] Sarah Joan is all up in my junk. She's a cunt. Birdy, you like her. Yeah, but she's a cunt.
Lady Bird
8.7s
Okay, the first time we did it, it was at his lake house last summer. - It was so funny. - Oh, here you go. From Uncle Matt.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Of course not.
Lady Bird
13.5s
No one, I guess. I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry. There's no wrong answer. Please don't tell your daughter. No. Of course not.
Lady Bird
11.7s
[chanting] Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. It's a new system. You just enter your social security number and...
Lady Bird
15.3s
[sobbing continues] It's okay. And do you have a support system?
Lady Bird
22.5s
My-My grandma wanted me to tell you that she missed you at Christmas. Yeah. Well, I couldn't have gone anyway. My mom was pissed about Thanksgiving. Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her. She's not crazy. She's just, you know, she has a big heart. She's very warm. I don't find your mother warm. - You don't? - No. No, she's warm. Yeah. - But she's also, kind of, scary. - Well, you can't be scary and warm. - I think you can. Your mom is. - You're gay.
Lady Bird
26.7s
Fuck me. Can you not tell anyone, please? I'm so sorry about everything. I'm so ashamed of all of it. It's just... It's going to be bad and I just need a little bit of time to figure out how I'm going to tell my mom and dad and... - Don't worry. - [sobs] [sobbing continues] I won't tell.
Lady Bird
2.9s
Can I get your number? We were looking to set up more gigs down there. Definitely.
Lady Bird
2.9s
You work at New Helvetia, right? Right.
Lady Bird
2.2s
[upbeat music playing]
Lady Bird
1.2s
It's okay.
Lady Bird
1.3s
Yes?
Lady Bird
23.1s
What you do is very baller. - You're very anarchist. - Yeah. Fuck 'em. Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you. Well, I hope not 'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family. - What? - Sorry. I... That-That was an exaggeration. It's okay. My dad has cancer, so I guess God's doing that for us. Oh, I'm sorry.
Lady Bird
13.6s
Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right? You're gonna run, kind of, a skinny post right up front. I want you to look straight at the audience, okay. Don't be looking around and blabbing at anybody if they walk by ya. Eight, nine, ten. You're coming in hard, right here. 'Cause these guys are gonna love it.
Lady Bird
15.2s
Don't talk amongst yourselves. Now, coming in slow, we're singing. This is singing. Wide lines are singing. We're singing. We're singing. Danny's not singing yet. He's all alone. Singing. Eight, nine, ten... You come in hot! You come in hot! [alarm beep]
