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[HUMS FAN FARE] I have returned. [CONTINUES FANFARE] Ha-ha-ha. So here's what happened, okay? I'm out on the open road, just by myself, right? And I'm just beelining it to a huge payday. And I start to realize something: It's boring in here. So I thought, "You know what you gotta do, dummy? You gotta turn this RV around and go back and get those dip sticks." Heh. I'm just kidding, you're not dip sticks. What do you say we go home? Come on, let's go. Hey, David? Go fuck yourself.
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Grab your things, guys. Kenny, grab my stuff. Thanks. - Here we go. - Well, looks like you're ready to roll. Gary called me first thing. He seemed real eager for y'all to come pick her up. - Good. Good, good, good. Okay. - Guess this is it, then. - Good luck to you, David. - Hey, thank you, Don. Take care, will you? Hey, yeah, listen, I would appreciate it if you kept what happened last night... all that Chinese vibrator talk, between us. - Yeah. - If folks at my church found out about that... Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no. I get it. Yeah. No, say no more. Mum's the word, okay? Before you go running off... - Yeah? - Well, last night notwithstanding... things bedroom-wise between me and Mrs. Fitzgerald... - ...haven't been a real five-alarm fire of late. - Okay. Now that I'm not working as much, we have a chance to light the flame again... - ...but our matches are wet. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm. - If you catch my drift. - I do, yeah. Yeah, the matches are genitals. I get it. No, I was talking about our passion. Right. Sorry, sorry. Of course. That's the way... - That's okay. That's all right. - Yeah. So we've been looking for new ideas... and she read on the internet about this finger thing... - Don, you don't need to share that with me. - No, no, it's okay. I want to. Okay, as long as you're comfortable. - I need your advice, David. - Mm-hm.
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