Rick Mitchell, there is a time and a place for looting. What… what are you doing?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
17.4s
[robot] Moving the plebe into place now. Turning on chips connected to all Wi-Fi devices. Now at 48% total human containment. "Total human containment"? How? Are you with the government? The military? Uh… Who's behind this? [ominous music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
17.6s
[whooping] That was amazing! Mom, who knew you could handle yourself so well in the apocalypse? I'm a first-grade teacher. This is like a normal day for me. [chuckles] I can't stay mad at this guy. I can't believe the beam happened to hit the… the router.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.4s
You can bring down those drones. Ten and two. Ten and two. There you go.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.2s
[fast banjo music playing] [dramatic music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.5s
Uh, Dad, how we doing on finding that bathroom?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.4s
Okay. Are you hungry?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
[Aaron sniffling]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
15.4s
It's like you're haunting me. [kisses] We are on our yearly togetherness trip. Abbey just loves dinosaurs, so here we are. We've been having so much fun. Look, here's us in St. Louis. This is us at the beach. And this is us just getting gas outside.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
11.2s
[Rick] If you want to go into fifth, move the coffee from the cupholder. [robot] That a burnt-orange 1993 station wagon? -Or is-- -[all yell] -[yells] Hot! Hot! -I told you to get a lid! -The dog is biting my hair! -Look out!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.1s
[Katie] Maybe this would be less horrifying with a cat filter. [high-pitched meowing] No, still bad. [action music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.7s
I've learned we're all better off alone, no one to hold us back. Relationships are just too difficult.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.1s
[whimpering] -[screeching] -[high-pitched laughing, meowing] Has the world gone mad?
