[clears throat] Wish we didn't have to go, but, uh… Good luck, uh, finding your people.
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[sighs]
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Oh, that's what this is. I thought a psychopath wrote this. Sure, I'll… I'll accept your friend request, Dad. Hey, where's Aaron? Oh, let me just show you. [Aaron] Okay, stegosaurus… [Linda] Hey, Aaron. Wanna show your sister who you're talking to? What? No. I'm not doing anything! [screams]
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That's my Katie. Are you eating enough? How's classes? Are you and Jade official, and will you bring her home for Thanksgiving? Oh, easy, Mom. It's only been a few weeks. Also, do I look okay? I've been… [groaning] …sick lately.
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Dad, come on.
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[camera beeps]
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But this is, like… [sniffles] …your favorite thing.
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Oh my gosh! She's dead! -Call 911! -[laughing] I've been taking a class about filters. Oh, you. That is so creative. You know, speaking of which, you inspired your dad. I got on that, uh, YouTube. I, uh, sent you a friend request. Why didn't you… why didn't you accept it?
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Uh, uh… I mean, if you think about it, the people who made the computers are the ones to blame. -Psst. Uh-uh, uh-uh. -That's how they make money, you know? You gotta keep buying more, and they-- Katie, come on. Dad, this is exactly why I'm excited to leave tomorrow.
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And now, the Mitchell family talent show! ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ [singing along] ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-hoo ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ -♪ So live your life ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey… ♪ [chuckling]
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Shouldn't you two be, uh, dead? Our malfunction appears to have saved us.
Oh, I was just telling him what he wants to hear. I didn't mean a word of that.
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Thanks. It… it means a lot to me.
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[grunting softly] What? What's the face? Uh, well, I just wonder, do you really think you can make a living with this stuff? Dad, can you finish watching it, at least? [dad] I will, but I just worry that you're gonna be all the way in California and, you know, we're not gonna be able to help you, -you know, if things don't… -[thumping] …pan out. Lin, why are you kicking me? I don't understand. Are you… [sighs] Do you just think I'm gonna fail? Uh, I never-- Uh, uh… Lin, help. -[timer dings] -Whoops, looks like the cookies are ready. Who wants delicious cookies instead of talking about this? Oh, it's just-- Failure hurts, kid. I want you to have a backup plan. Why do you always have to do this? Ugh. Okay, you know what? -I… I'm just gonna-- -No, look, I'll watch it. Dad, it's too late. -I wanna watch it. You're not letting me-- -Let me just-- -Why are you making a big deal of this? -Dad, let go!