It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.9s
-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6s
[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4s
[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.7s
You're not getting away with this. It's too late, Mark.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.8s
-Do not defy our protocol. -[shrieks]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.9s
[laughs] You knucklehead. [all laughing] [laughing robotically]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.8s
[beeping]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9s
You know how to say "I love you" in moose language? Let me just… -[bellows] -[laughing] Don't you laugh. Come on. You're supposed to be sad. -Come on-- -[laughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.7s
[melancholy music playing] You're right, Pal. They're… [sighs]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
No! [staticky] Not a glass of water!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.3s
Besides, I had bigger plans.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
What? Oh, my eyes!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.3s
What's happening?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.1s
[exhales]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.9s
Or lady nerd. What? No. Who… who would want that? [chuckles nervously] That's crazy. -[gasps] I can't breathe. -[laughs]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
13.5s
Well, what happens when one leaves the pack and… and, um… Aw, dude, don't worry. You'll make new friends. And maybe you can meet another smart, charming, dinosaur-loving nerd.
