It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.9s
-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6s
[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4s
[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.3s
What's happening?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
27.2s
[dad] See, this is good right here. This is natural. [straining] No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. -Look at Monch. -[moans] That's the spirit right there, huh? Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. [exaggerated straining] What makes you say that? -[chuckling] -[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus. Now that we're all really comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. -Mm-hmm. -I think it might be a masterpiece. [upbeat electronic music playing] [voices cheering]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.2s
Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.5s
Oh no.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.3s
What was that?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.3s
-[water running] -[Katie imitating drumbeat]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.4s
[Katie] After all these years, I'm finally gonna meet my people.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.8s
Why is he like this?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.6s
Thanks for being the best mom in the world. [kisses] We love you, honey. Oh, and here, to remember us.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1s
I know.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.2s
I'm kidding! I hate you! You never heard any of this! Goodbye forever!