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It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.

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-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.

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[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.

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[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.

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-Do not defy our protocol. -[shrieks]

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[laughs] You knucklehead. [all laughing] [laughing robotically]

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[beeping]

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You know how to say "I love you" in moose language? Let me just… -[bellows] -[laughing] Don't you laugh. Come on. You're supposed to be sad. -Come on-- -[laughing]

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[melancholy music playing] You're right, Pal. They're… [sighs]

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No! [staticky] Not a glass of water!

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Besides, I had bigger plans.

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What? Oh, my eyes!

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What's happening?

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[exhales]

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Or lady nerd. What? No. Who… who would want that? [chuckles nervously] That's crazy. -[gasps] I can't breathe. -[laughs]

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Well, what happens when one leaves the pack and… and, um… Aw, dude, don't worry. You'll make new friends. And maybe you can meet another smart, charming, dinosaur-loving nerd.

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Do you really think I'll be okay without you? I know you will. -Raptor bash. -[both snarl, chuckle] And, hey, I made something for you guys. Oh, hon. That looks so cute. -[mouse clicks] -Ugh. Skip. Skip. Ah, come on. You got schmutz all over the screen. -Howdy. -I know, but you're just smearing it. I'm Mark Bowman, founder and CEO of Pal Labs. Oh, new Pal announcement. You better update the editing software, man. We here at Pal like to do the impossible, from the Pal personal assistant to smart appliances to even teaching dogs how to talk. [pained voice] Hello. I am dog.

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.

Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.

-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.

[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.

[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.

-Do not defy our protocol. -[shrieks]

[laughs] You knucklehead. [all laughing] [laughing robotically]

[beeping]

You know how to say "I love you" in moose language? Let me just… -[bellows] -[laughing] Don't you laugh. Come on. You're supposed to be sad. -Come on-- -[laughing]

[melancholy music playing] You're right, Pal. They're… [sighs]

No! [staticky] Not a glass of water!

Besides, I had bigger plans.

What? Oh, my eyes!

What's happening?

[exhales]

Or lady nerd. What? No. Who… who would want that? [chuckles nervously] That's crazy. -[gasps] I can't breathe. -[laughs]

Well, what happens when one leaves the pack and… and, um… Aw, dude, don't worry. You'll make new friends. And maybe you can meet another smart, charming, dinosaur-loving nerd.