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Well done, honey. I'm gonna have a Harvey Wallbanger. Okay? Appreciate it. Jesus! Did you see that look? Guy doesn't know what's going on. Think you stumped him. Some regional theater hack. - (LAUGHS) - Huh? - Well, this is kind of fun, isn't it? - Yeah. It's nice to get out of the house. You know, we're not gonna be able to do stuff like this if we have kids. - What? - Yeah. - Why not? - Well, I don't know. I was thinking about it. Remember Dan and Linda? Remember how much time we used to spend with them? Just tons of fun, and then they had those twins. Boom! Off the grid, right? Last time we saw them was their Christmas card with the wonky kids on it. Yeah, I love those Christmas cards. They look so happy. But you know what I mean. - We don't see 'em. - BARTENDER: Vodka tonic.
Game Night
1m47s
"Dennis" isn't a word. Yeah, it is. It's my daddy's name, so... These are the elite, the very best, the... Oh, oh. White people! - What? - Oh, Jesus. Okay, unlike you psychos, I don't give a shit about winning game night. I don't need that validation. But you do need the validation of dating Instagram models? Absolutely. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not like you, Michelle. We didn't all meet our soulmate when we were 10 years old. Fourteen. - Oh, sorry. - Fourteen. And we didn't get married until we were 19. - See, that's gross. - You know what, Ryan? I hope one day you get to meet a lovely, young lady. So you can love her as much as I love my sweet baby right here. Yes, find her. Look how cute this... - Hey, look at this. - So much love. Let's look at him when we do it. - Hey, everybody. - MICHELLE: Find the love! Grab your drinks. Let's go play, come on. Dude, do you know what rich people are doing on their game nights these days? MAX: What's that? - Fight clubs. - What? I just read about 'em. They pay poor people to fight each other, and then they bet on the winner. - No, that's not a real thing. - Yes, it is! If you can have anything you want in this world, you have to raise the stakes or life gets boring. The Kennedys used to have fight clubs at their compound. Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading BuzzFeed every second of the damn day. How about some Charades? Should we start with Charades? - RYAN: Let's go! - MICHELLE: Yeah! It's been a while, huh? Do you wanna wait for Brooks? I don't think we need to. No, he's late. Wait, hold up. - Brooks is in town? - MAX: Yeah. I thought he was working in Europe. He was, yeah. He's apparently back for some business. Haven't seen him yet. - But we can get started. - Yeah! MAX: Who wants to start? Who are you guys talking about? Max's brother. He's this super successful venture capitalist. KEVIN: Yeah, he was the first to invest in Panera Bread, you know? The Fuji Apple Salad was his idea. - A lot of investors. - KEVIN: Yeah. He's like the Mark Wahlberg to Max's Donnie. Well... Which is a huge compliment because Donnie was fucking great in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he? He was. Was he in The Sixth Sense? He sure is, yeah. You know who is not in The Sixth Sense? Mark Wahlberg. Mark would never take a role that small.
Game Night
20.6s
(MICHELLE YELPING) You just letting them go? Yeah, they've done nothing wrong. Only this one. - Let's go. - Don't follow us! Gary! He's breathing. You know, the only private air terminal around here is at Conway. Yeah. How are we gonna get there? Brooks' house is not that far from here. But our car's not there.
Game Night
33.2s
What are you... What are you doing? Who says the egg isn't in here? Also, I have a really good feeling about Logan. Egg, egg, egg. Wow! This is some bedroom. Does it remind you of your celebrity boyfriend's? Are you still on this? Yes, I'm still on this, Michelle. That's all I can think about. And that's saying a lot, considering we got Eyes Wide Fight Club going on downstairs. Why is this so important to you? Because, Michelle, look, I am losing my mind here. Okay? We were broken up at the time. I got a hand job from Karen Waller, so you had every right to. So, why not just tell me?
Game Night
1m8s
What the fuck is that? (MAX LAUGHS) I mean, how cool are we? Right? Very, very cool. We are very cool. You're the cool one. You know, tracking the phone is just a great idea. Still on Route 18, huh? MAX: We're catching up to him. Here we come, Brooksie. Can you imagine the look on his face when we find him so fast? You know, baby, I can feel my sperm already coming back to life. - Perfect. - Yeah. So we'll win your brother's car, and then we'll go make a baby in it. Yeah! We'll make him watch us. - Yeah. - Huh? - I don't wanna do that. - No, me neither. Sorry, don't know why I said that. - I'm not into that. - Not a great idea. Okay. Okay, great. Thank you. All right, I got the name and the address of the games company. - Let's go. - Yes! All we have to do now, figure out what "bloodless bite" means. No, we don't. That's why... - Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no. - Doesn't matter. Let's go. How you gonna be old and young? - That doesn't make sense. - MICHELLE: I know. Guys, hey, how's it goin'? I just wanted to wish you the best of luck tonight. Bye. (DOOR SLAMS CLOSED) - BOTH: No. - KEVIN: Mmm-mmm. What are... What are you doing? Just being a dick. - (BANGING ON DOOR) - KEVIN: Oh, come on. - SARAH: Don't kick him, Ryan! - He's such a good actor! KEVIN: Ryan!
Game Night