Hi. Hi. Uh� we just wanted to meet you or something. I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. Hi. I'm Nikolai. This is, uh� These guys are my band. Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard� I've heard about you. You play your instruments really super good. Thank you. We are professionals. Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? You live in the city, right? Yeah. But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... in the shitty areas too.
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2.2s
Nice hardware, ace.
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25.4s
Tower One isn't full enough. Those guys are rank, Jen. Just forget about it. You know what? I think the lead singer wants me. Only because he thinks that you're a virgin. I heard them talking. What? I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. And by the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas. Oh, my God.
Jennifer's Body
39s
Chip was right. Melody Lane is definitely not a club. Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas. Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne. As they come around the corner- All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet. d You wanna fly Don't want your feet on the ground d d You stay up, you won't come down d I cannot wait until I'm old enough to get wasted. Hey, Jennifer. You look really pretty. What up, Craig? He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math. Swing and miss.
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6.5s
Maroon 5. Okay. That's what I thought. Go and fetch me the ritual, brother.
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3.6s
Actually, I hadn't really spoken to anyone.
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5.7s
What? What? What?
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37.3s
Guess who's got the whip until 11:30. A 2003 Chrysler Sebring, and it's all mine. Oh, hi, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here. - Have you guys been fucking? - You're gross. - You're gross. You're gross. - You're so gross. Fuck you. Let's go to the club. Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar. It's not even a bar. It's like a bingo hall with taps. Eat my ass, Chip. You're justJell-O 'cause you're not invited. I'm notJell-O. That place is disgusting. Everyone in there has a mustache. You're totallyJell-O. You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself.
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3.2s
Does your host family know you're alive?
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3.2s
Does anyone know you're alive?
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4.2s
What do you mean, when you're full?
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4.5s
Ow! Shit! Ooh! Puncture wound. God, that's so emo.
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17.9s
"Offering a virgin to Satan. " "Ifthe sacrifice is impure- Human and demonic relations"� "Destroying a demon. "Demons are weakest when hungry, but a blade to the heart is the surest way to kill the beast. "
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1m13s
No! No! With the deepest malice, we deliver this virgin unto thee. Dude, that is a hot murder weapon. It's a bowie knife. Bowie? Nice. - Here we go! It's gonna be gnarly! - No, please, please! No, please, God! Wait a second. I just thought of something. Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me. You don't know me, but you make me so happy. I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve. d I used my imagination d d But I was disturbed d dJenny, I got your number d d I need to make you mine d dJenny, don't change your number d d 867-5309 d d 867-5309 dd They killed you. I'm still here, aren't I? They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should have killed me, but for some reason it didn't.
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13.4s
Shoot. Please don't talk to yourself. It's one ofyour more freakish Needy behaviors... and it makes us both look like total gaylords. Ew. Fuck. You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buffyour situation.
Jennifer's Body
21s
Needy, I think you might wanna talk to the school shrink. I'm not saying that to be a dillhole. Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy. I didn't say you were crazy. It's just, everybody's a little messed up about this, and it's okay to feel� Discombobulated? Yeah. Fucked up. Hey, Needy. - Oh, hi, Colin. - I heard you were there last night in the fiery trenches.