Why don't you just come by my place tonight? I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It's about this girl who's, like, half-sushi. I guess she has sex through her blowhole or something.
Jennifer's Body
10s
Well, those J.V. tactics won't work against me. I'm a kicker. K- I-C-K-E-R. It even says so on my chart.
Jennifer's Body
4.2s
I think I get more letters than Santa Claus, Zac Efron and Dr. Phil combined.
Jennifer's Body
8.5s
Welcome to the Mental Olympics. They're big on recreation here. Supposedly, it helps us vent our aggressions.
Jennifer's Body
3.9s
But we always share your bed when we have slumber parties.
Jennifer's Body
3.4s
We will get the man who did this to your son. Hear me.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
Oh, yeah!
Jennifer's Body
2.2s
Every day I get letters.
Jennifer's Body
14.5s
So are you gonna come over tonight? Sure, I'd like that. I went to SuperTarget and picked up more condoms, so� Thanks. Not that that has anything to do with� Oh, no, I didn't assume that. Well, I'm� Okay. I'll see you tonight then.
Jennifer's Body
3.8s
It's just wearing off or something. What's wearing off?
Jennifer's Body
8s
We're talkin' about butt. We're talkin' about legs. We're talking about virtually no impact. This should sell for 14.95.
Jennifer's Body
5.5s
"Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know, but the place is just named after a waterfall.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
I'm kinda the shit.
Jennifer's Body
2.9s
Wait. Colin.
Jennifer's Body
2.7s
Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt?
Jennifer's Body
5.1s
Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire... that destroyed a popular local nightclub... in Devil's Kettle last night.
Jennifer's Body
10.5s
Yeah? I feel so scrumptious! Goody for you. You know when you kiss a boy for the first time, and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate?
Jennifer's Body
26.5s
Hello, Needy. Hi. Jennifer. Hi, Colin. Can I borrow your English homework again? I forgot to read Hamlet. Is he gonna fuck his mom? No� I don't� I don't� I don't think so. Um, I actually wanted to ask you something. You wanna know if I'll go out with you? No! Yeah. What? I� - I don't g� How'd you know? - Just go ahead with the pitch.