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Thank you. - All right. - That's it? Yeah. I found it online. "We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of"� What is your name again? Tiffany? My name is Jennifer. Super. "We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of Jennifer from Devil's Kettle. " Please, please. Please, please, don't do this. I'll do anything. I'll do anything you want.
Jennifer's Body
26.9s
We are gathered here to celebrate the life of Colin Gray, who was plucked from the prime of his youth� Colin! Take me with you! I belong down there... in the darkness! No, Kevin. Those are just his earthly remains. He's among the dark angels ofthe realm now. Fly, Colin. Fly into the firmament.
Jennifer's Body
24.5s
That's amazing. Can I, um� Can I buy you a drink? Sure. What are we having? They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter. It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really fast or it turns brownish. All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. Okay. - Okay. - I'll be right back. Hey, how- how are you gonna get alcohol? Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
Jennifer's Body
46.9s
- Who, Jan Brady? - No, man. Fuck you. I'm talking about the one who went to get me a drink. The State Fair Butter Princess. That's the one. I don't know. Are you sure she's- Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay? There's always that girl. They love to show it off, but they do not give it up. You told us you were from Brooklyn. My point is, this girl is definitely a virgin, okay? - I know girls like that. I've dated chicks� - I don't know. Well, we didn't drive all the way out here for nothing, so� Fine. Okay? You know, I'm notjust your bassist. I'm a person with feelings who happens to play the bass- - Excuse me. - I'd like a little respect around here. Look, I didn't know you had feelings. Hey. Hey. That's my best friend that you're talking about. And you're right. She is a virgin. And that beats sleeping with creeps like you.
Jennifer's Body