Maroon 5. Okay. That's what I thought. Go and fetch me the ritual, brother.
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Great. But get it nice and tight, though, 'cause I don't wanna get fuckin' clawed.
Jennifer's Body
3.2s
Okay. What the fuck?
Jennifer's Body
1.7s
Hey.
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We are gathered here to celebrate the life of Colin Gray, who was plucked from the prime of his youth� Colin! Take me with you! I belong down there... in the darkness! No, Kevin. Those are just his earthly remains. He's among the dark angels ofthe realm now. Fly, Colin. Fly into the firmament.
Jennifer's Body
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What are you doing? Um, you said to leave. See you at school.
Jennifer's Body
9.6s
I think he may be having second thoughts about you. Leave. Come on, Needy. Let me stay the night. We can play boyfriend-girlfriend like we used to.
Jennifer's Body
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Especially Chip.
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9.4s
You know, Needy, maybe you should talk to somebody about these... disturbing thoughts that you're having. We're all really concerned.
Jennifer's Body
7.7s
What about my mom's Kia? Why were you covered in blood? You didn't even look human.
Jennifer's Body
4.2s
What do you mean, when you're full?
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3.7s
It's, like, some X-Men shit, right?
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3.5s
It's really cool. Just watch. Look.
Jennifer's Body
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Colin wouldn't like this. You think so? Yeah, you're right. I'm pretty sure my son wouldn't have liked being eaten by a fucking cannibal... and buried before his 18th birthday. Wow. You must have known him so well. Jill. By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, he looked like lasagna with teeth. I'd know. I had to identify the remains. My boy... is not in the realm ofthe undead. He is not flying around in the firmament... on magical wings of flame. He's in an overpriced rosewood box... that's headed six feet downtown.
Jennifer's Body
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They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school. And we had to watch another presentation about curfews and the buddy system... and how to deal with grief. But nobody seemed to care anymore. Sorrow was last week's emotion.
Jennifer's Body
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And ever since then, I just knew what I had to do to be strong. And when I'm full, like I am right now, I'm, like, unkillable. Like, I can do shit like this. Watch.
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10.1s
Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral, but I knew better. So I did some research. Paranormal research.
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So... you can take your pain... and you can shove it up your asses, kids.
