Slower. Tickle the bunny. Yes, yes. Oh, God, the man in the boat is out. Paddle, paddle, do the alphabet. Swirl. Back to the bunny. That's it. Okay. Now, more to the left.
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I think that is quite enough pictures of the cheerleaders. How about we get some of the game?
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- You go talk to her. - I'm not trying it out on Ashley. Why don't you go talk to her, 'cause you're the one who likes her?
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- Jesus. Dude. - Oh, God! What, do you need an audience? No, no. Wait, guys. I think she's dead!
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5.5s
I don't know, Rob. I still feel like it's best if I just get it over with.
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(RINGING)
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Hey, doggy style. I told you, you snooze, you lose. So unless you want mop-up duty, close the door, pervert. (STIFLER GIGGLES)
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- Did you buy something for yourself? - No! Because it's a very normal area of exploration. My book says that most fetishes are not homosexual in nature, and, well, you know, boys, they tend to... Yes, Mom, that's it. You figured it out. I love wearing women's underwear. Thongs, G-strings, a little teddy now and then. It's so soft and silky smooth. The frillier the better. Sexy. Oh, God! Come on. Gotcha. (HUMMING)
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8.1s
What did you wanna talk about? Well, I just got my credit card statement and... And here on your card there's a charge here for a lingerie store.
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5.6s
MAN 2 ON COMPUTER: Strip, soldier! You're gonna find out why they call me the drill sergeant. (WHIP CRACKS)
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(WHISTLES)
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Hey, Ashley. Hey, Rob. Shopping for your girlfriend? No...This is...It's for my mom.
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2s
Just a couple of hours.
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I'm gonna do it.
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2.1s
We're supposed to clean up the library.
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We need to reconstruct the bible. Why? The secrets are in there. I mean, there's no one single answer to getting laid. Right? We need the whole book to understand. Probably has a lot of crap in there that we need to know, too, like positions, techniques, angle of insertion. Exactly. That's what the bible was created for, to help guys like us. And we owe it to the others. I ruined the bible.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
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CHEERLEADERS: Blue and white... COMMENTATOR 1. Shearson's bringing the ball up court. He passes it off to Scott Stifler.