Whether it winks at you. They talk. Now, to really make love to a woman, you gotta really care about her. But...Hey, sex is great, but sex with someone you love? That's awesome. Dude, that is so profound. Telling you. Yeah, definitely gets lonely on the road. Sure, I made love to all kinds of different food groups. Did you ever try making love to a peanut-butter sandwich? Nothing comes close. What? Well, maybe a deboned ham hock, but that takes a whole lot of prep.
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Yeah, and I might as well just crack the Da Vinci Code while I'm at it.
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Dude, nice cock block.
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- How was who? - Vomit girl.
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Ooh.
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Something I can't read. "She used a breath mint:"
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That means he wasn't being serious.
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Yeah. I can see that.
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(HISSING)
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(GASPING) They saw me! Get down! Get down!
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So it was for a girl.
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I know. You know, I've thought about it, too, but I still feel like I'm making this whole thing into, like, this huge deal. I mean, it's consuming my every thought.