I'’d rather be flensed and flayed than spend another hour with Forge Fitzwilliam. The man is insufferable.
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♪ Not fortune found Nor fate divine♪ ♪ Come close to toping The juice of the vine♪ ♪ With cherry crew We sip and sway♪ ♪ Let'’s tip the tankard And waste the day♪ Oi! Stop that singing!
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The Absolution Council is tomorrow.
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Don'’t be like that.
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Any sign of Kira?
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-Oh. -Mmm. Mmm. Mmm! Mmm. These last years must have been dreadful, but I tell you what, I did think you'’d serve longer. Oh! Uh, we-- We got an... early release. Good behavior.Yeah, behaving good. Ah. I see. Well, welcome. Welcome back.
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I did.
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-The helmet? -I'’ve been at it for hours! I can'’t get past the old bastard! I said I couldn'’t attune. Now I'’m the prat! What'’s the racket? He'’s having a little trouble with the helm. Come on, Simon, just do it. Oh. yeah, okay. Yeah. Thanks, Holga. I'’ll just do it. This is exactly what I told you would happen back at the tavern, but you wouldn'’t listen.What do you mean, you told him? He said to keep it between us for morale. I--Do you know why? Because he is the most pigheaded person I'’ve ever known! You talk us into doing things you know won'’t work, and then you blame us when it goes pear-shaped! If you can'’t attune, we'’ll figure out a Plan B. Plan B? We dug up my family. We went to the Underdark for that helmet. And you knew the whole time that he couldn'’t use it? You humans. You just can'’t help but lie. I didn'’t lie. I really thought Simon could do it. Guys, look. We got a couple hours till the games begin. This is what we do. We pivot. Instead of dwelling on what went wrong and who lied to whom, let'’s put our heads together and figure out a plan! I'’m gonna figure out my way home. I can'’t believe I put my faith in any of you. Yeah, I'’m going too. Sorry about Kira.
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You just have to let it go.
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Stop trying to capture it.
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So how we gonna get in there? Easy. We just create a distraction.
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Damn it.Why does nothing go our way? Let me try. Maybe I can make a gap.
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Huh?Look, none of us here can say our lives have gone the way we had hoped for.
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Ed! We'’ve got a problem. I can'’t do it.
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Clever.
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Ed!
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We'’re going to Plan C.Oh, bollocks. What'’s Plan C? Plan C is we go back to Plan A. You'’re gonna attune to the helmet. Why don'’t you just call it Plan A? Plan A has a stink on it.You know damn well I can'’t attune to the thing. That'’s not true! You couldn'’t attune to it. Look at me. Look at me! Huh? Do you remember that job in Loudwater? You couldn'’t spider climb until Jolym sicced his dog on you. And when we robbed the spear of Aoth Fezim, your stoneskin spell failed until the arrows were inches away. Even in Triboar, you flipped the gravity of a whole theater! You did?
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I'’m gonna keep chipping away. If I can get a quarter inch, I'’ll be able to squeeze through as a worm. As a worm! As a worm, perfect. You see this? Now we have a Plan D if Plan C fails. Isn'’t Plan D just Plan B again? Plan B has a stink too.It all stinks. Here. Use this to keep in contact.