I'’d rather be flensed and flayed than spend another hour with Forge Fitzwilliam. The man is insufferable.
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♪ Not fortune found Nor fate divine♪ ♪ Come close to toping The juice of the vine♪ ♪ With cherry crew We sip and sway♪ ♪ Let'’s tip the tankard And waste the day♪ Oi! Stop that singing!
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The Absolution Council is tomorrow.
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Don'’t be like that.
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We quickly became like brother and sister. With a relationship built on trust and mutual respect.
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Neither of us had money or an honest way to earn it, so we decided to table "honest" and we tried something new.
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Many years before, she'’d been cast out of her tribe for falling in love with an outsider.
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Well, she took pity on the baby. Holga was a fellow resident of rock bottom.
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And sometimes those enemies come looking for revenge.
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When Zia died, so did my devotion to my oath.
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I should start by giving you some context.
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Before I begin, I notice that Chancellor Jarnathan is not present. Should we perhaps wait? Chancellor Jarnathan was delayed by the storm. You may begin. I see. It'’s just that I-- we were really counting on him to attend. Begin or waive your statement. Very well.
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By authority of the Lords'’ Alliance, this Absolution Council will now come to order in the case of Edgin Darvis and Holga Kilgore.
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To be honest, there were times when I began to question the "asking nothing in return" part of my oath. But my wife would always say, "You don'’t have to give us everything, you only have to give us you." So what'’s the latest on Jarnathan? Is he close by? Because I can wait. Did you not hear what we said?Right, the storm. It'’s just that based on what I know about Jarnathan, I think he'’d be especially receptive to my story. And I'’d hate to have to wait a whole other year to come back in here and--Proceed. Absolutely. Here we go. When you'’re a Harper, you'’re bound to make enemies.
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You may be surprised to learn I wasn'’t always a thief. Years ago, I became a member of the Harpers faction, a network of spies who swear an oath to fight tyranny, defend the oppressed and to ask nothing in return. My wife, Zia, supported my decision, even though she knew the risks.
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Before you announce your decision, I implore you to please wait for-- Jarnathan!Pardon my belatedness. I can'’t tell you how happy I am to see you!Step away! Holga, now!Guards! Release me, sir! She'’s throwing potatoes!
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Don'’t get your hopes up, Ed. What are you talking about? Jarnathan is on the council this time. He'’s an Aarakocra. If anyone'’s gonna free us, it'’s him. Not gonna happen. I tell you, Holga, this is your last day chopping ice.
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By day, I'’d eavesdrop on mercenaries, stop bandits in their tracks... and even bring Thayan Red Wizards to justice.