So, what's your deal? You one of those girls who's all dark and mysterious, then she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know, she was beautiful the whole time. I don't wear glasses. Then you're halfway there.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for. The results of tonight's regional competition. In third place, the Sockappellas!
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I can see your toner through those jeans.
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It feels like the very first time.
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Thank you. Really incredible.
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Okay, the Bellas are coming out.
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Up now, the Barden Bellas! Well, the Bellas tonight are making history as the first ever all-female group to advance to the ICCA finals. That's right, John. Now, why do you think it's taken so long for an all-lady group to break through that a cappella glass ceiling? Well, Gail, the women, typically, cannot hit the low notes, which really round out an arrangement, thrill the judges, and that can really hurt them in competition. Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors.
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Chloe, look at you. You're a mess. You're unfocused. You're unreliable. And your breath smells like egg. Like, all the time. I can't believe the Bellas are being passed on to you two slut bags after we graduate. Just don't eff up your solo. I won't disappoint you. My dad always says, "if you're not here to win," "get the hell out of Kuwait."
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This is a surprise! This has never happened! Now, this is how you bring some excitement to the international Championship of Collegiate A Cappella. She had a week's worth of lunch and lost it. Well, she didn't lose it. We know exactly where it is. It's all over the third row. No, no...
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Seriously, you girls are awesome... ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourselves. Girl power! Sisters before misters!
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Ouch! Boy, that hurt. Sexy man-splits. His pain is our gain, Gail.
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Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate.
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One, two, three, four.
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Now, this is exactly the type of performance you would expect to see at the international Championship of Collegiate A Cappella. Am I right, Gail? John, you're so right, everything else seems wrong. Boy, these Barden University Treblemakers always thrill the judges. And the ladies in the room cannot get enough. So true, John. Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.
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Baker Hall, I think. Okay. So, what you're gonna do is you're gonna go down this way, you're gonna take a right and you go through those double doors...
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Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville?
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Hi there! Welcome to Barden University. What dorm?