What do we tell the girls, we couldn't do the one thing... ...we promised because we're dickless incompetents? Now we're never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell. How'd he get into Dartmouth? I don't get it. He's got shit for brains. All right, how else can we get alcohol? - Yo, guys! What's up? - Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. - Let me see it. Did you pussy out? - No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it. Hawaii? All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?
Superbad
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What are you guys talking about? Tell me now.
Superbad
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- Oh, shit. Careful. - Okay, well...
Superbad
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- That looks terrible. - Yeah.
Superbad
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Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
Superbad
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Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but thanks. Can I... Should I just walk? - Should I walk? - Yeah, sure.
Superbad
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Come on, let's party. Come on. Do it up.
Superbad
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All right. I am back. I had to thank the peeps for coming out, you know. Jules. I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. You're to... I know you're gonna love it. - You know, I... - It's green beer. For your information. You know, I'm actually good right now. But thank you.
Superbad
2s
Evan, let's go to your house.
Superbad
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And lube. Seth? Are...? Are you crying?
Superbad
4.1s
Oh, like coming. Like "coming" coming.
Superbad
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I think maybe...
Superbad
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You could just tell me here, I mean... I can't tell you, because it's a secret for you from me. - All right. - So come. Come on. Okay. - Bye, guys. - Bye. - Bye-bye. - Bye.
Superbad
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Yeah, definitely. I would love to do that.
Superbad
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You and me, we should go upstairs, because... Because I need to tell you something. Okay?
Superbad
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My hand! Monster! Nicole! Nicole, get Daddy. - Get Daddy. - Get Daddy! - Oh, shit. - Get away from my kids!
Superbad
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Okay, okay. Here we... Here we go.
Superbad
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Why do you guys have detergent? I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Because I fucking rule. - We are so gonna get laid tonight. - I am. I'm gonna get laid. We're finally gonna get our drinks on.
