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23.2s
I can't believe Becca's bottle broke. - I'm sure it'll be fine. - Yeah. I thought you didn't need it. You were gonna tell her how you feel. Good luck getting Jules drunk enough to have sex with you. - What's wrong with you guys? - Nothing. You two femmes can talk about it next year at your little slumber party. Oh, you told him. - Told me what? - Yeah. You're an idiot, Fogell. - Well, we gotta tell him now. - No, we... Well, he knows something's up.
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1m3s
- Come on. - Fuck, man. - Come on! - He must be so afraid. I don't believe this bullshit. I can't believe this is happening! I didn't know you could get arrested for this shit. We need that liquor. - Are they gonna take him downtown? - Fuck Fogell. He got arrested, okay? We're on our own. We need a new way to get liq... Fuck! The money, man! Fuck! How much money can you get? Why are you talking about money? What about Fogell? That doesn't matter anymore. I lost a hundred dollars of Jules' money. Are we gonna bust him out of jail? Bake a cake with a fucking file in it? Fuck Fogell. We need a new way to get liquor, which is fucking impossible. All right, you need to calm down. We need to think for a second. - We need to think this out. - Fuck thinking, we need to act! Seth! - What the fuck happened? - Just... Just get up. Slowly. You all right? You okay? I am so sorry, man. I am so sorry. I didn't even effing see you at all, man. Are you okay? So it's just McLovin? Yeah.
Superbad
24.7s
It's in. Oh, my God, it's in. All right, everybody out. Come on, let's go. McLovin! What the fuck? - Officer Slater, is that you? - You ran away from us. Why did you run away? Michaels, get up here. - No. I didn't run away. - What the fuck? Why would you do that? - I was disoriented from... - Were you violating that girl? You just violated her with your penis? Michaels, look. - McLovin? - No, no, no. No.
Superbad
35.5s
Hey, pussy. Fuck off. Just the one. Just the one. Not both. - So I'll call Andy and Greg. - Okay. And I'll bring the '80s dance music. - Yeah, yeah. - Right on. Seth! Hi. There you are. We were just talking about you. - Here I am. - That's weird. So you're coming to my party tonight? Because it's fully on. Yeah, why? Should I not come? Because I could think of other shit... Oh, no. No. I want you to come, I just... You said something earlier about, like, a fake ID or something, right? Yeah, I'm gonna get one. For sure, for sure. I'm getting that for sure.
Superbad
23.4s
- I should buy Becca alcohol? - Yeah, it'll be pimp. That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when girls say: "I was so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy." We could be that mistake! Have you talked to Fogell? All right, you talk to Becca. I'll talk to that retard, Fogell. Don't worry. - Seth, get off the field! - Goal. - You're getting that! - No, I'm not!
Superbad
16.5s
Yeah. I can. I can get you guys alcohol. - Really? Seriously? - Yes, for sure. That would be awesome. Thank you. Because we were worried about that. That would be great. Plus, you know, you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Well, Jules, the funny thing about my back... ...is that it's located on my cock.
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