- It's just beer. - Give me a break. - It's just beer. - Man up. What happened? What, did you lose him? He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive. - This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.
Superbad
20s
Freeze. Stand right there. - We're telling the truth. - Keep it going. - Don't be a hero tonight, guys. - Wrong night for that. You gotta fucking take care of this. No. Look, I am not fixing your mistakes again, okay? Fuck that shit. I don't wanna get shitcanned. I like this job. Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall. Okay, okay!
Superbad
15.7s
So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
Superbad
20.7s
- Your legs lifted off the ground. - That is bona fide badass, man. You gotta keep that tape, McLovin. It is badass. - It really is. - Really? Well, don't you guys, like, need it for, like, evidence or...? The only thing that's evidence of is you can take a hit like a champ. Seriously. Take that. Are there any ladies we'd like to show this tape to?
Superbad
13.8s
She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. Really? What was she saying? She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight."
Superbad
8.4s
No, I just have something in both my eyes. I don't cry. That's funny. You look... You look... It looks like you're crying. So...
Superbad
2.3s
We were gonna go to Hawaii.
Superbad
1.2s
Oh, you got a stain too.
Superbad
2.1s
Fogell. What's up?
Superbad
16.8s
- You know this guy? - It's... Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you? Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you. - Give me the booze. - Hey! Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Please, please, calm down, sir.
Superbad
2.8s
Where do you get off dancing with my fianc�e?
Superbad
1.9s
Slater.
Superbad
2.6s
"Yeah, I'm McLovin. I'd like to buy some..."
Superbad
10.9s
You're the best. You're so unique. Come here. Evan, kiss me. I like you so much.
Superbad
2.3s
That was a fast kid.
Superbad
33.2s
- You got in? - We got right in. - Wanna do this, 'roid monkey? - Fuck you! Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted. What the fuck?! You would've loved it. It was an incredible, unbelievable night. That sounds like a lot of fun. You know, I'd love to go do something like that sometime. Who wouldn't? I mean, it was like... ...me and Seth are always kind of cooking up these... ...fun, sort of, little, you know, events. I guess you guys are really gonna go crazy next year together. We were going to, but we got into different schools. Really? That sucks.