Bought her a Binion's, complimented her on her tote bag... ...and next thing I know, she's putting her mouth around the tip of my penis.
Superbad
3.3s
- Everybody stay calm. - Get the fuck out of my way!
Superbad
10s
- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, Jules. Yeah, I'm actually... I'm not drunk at all. I don't even drink, so it's... I mean...
Superbad
15s
You sick sons of bitches! What the fuck? Michaels, are you okay?
Superbad
11.2s
And thank you very much for bringing everything, again. Seriously, it really made the night. No, that's how I roll. That's the thing. It's no problems. You'll learn that.
Superbad
8s
Oh, shit, guys. We're three blocks away, man. We made it. We made it with the booze and everything. We made it. Hold this.
Superbad
3.4s
So can you honestly help me figure out what kind of cover-up to get?
Superbad
7.7s
- Yeah, that's fine. - Good. That's good. Pretend he's your little sister. Your little sister with the...
Superbad
4.5s
It's awesome. Yeah, I told you the idea would work. I fooled those cops.
Superbad
2.4s
Come on, pussy. Get up, dude.
Superbad
37.4s
- Fuck you, Evan! - Don't fucking touch me. Why did you do that? - You shined the light in my face. - You did too. - I'm driving. - We were playing Lightsabers. - Excuse me. - Oh, my God. Are you guys gonna make sure he's okay? - Check on him. - You check. - You go out there and check on him. - Fuck that. You go. Balls. Okay, we'll both go out there and check on him.
Superbad
17.5s
- Are you okay? - I so flirt with you in math. Tell me about it. I... Samesies. I've wanted to tell you for so long that you're the best girl. I know. I've wanted to get with you, like, so hard.
Superbad
10.5s
You're the best. We'll take this sweater off. I think so. Just be careful, because it's a meaningful sweater to me. It's vintage. Okay.
Superbad
6.2s
I was gonna go to the mall. I have to get a new comforter.
Superbad
6.3s
Can we shoot at it? I don't know. Can you?
Superbad
4.2s
- Can I hold one? - What? Can I hold one of your guns?
Superbad
8.2s
You tell that idiot you're not rooming with him? Not yet. No. All right, well, you better. That guy's the fucking anti-poon. Seth, it's dishes time. What's the holdup?
Superbad
46.8s
- Are you okay? - No, man. I should have wore the vest. - Calm down. - What the fuck are you doing? What if I go in and they turn me down, man? Then we're in the same place we're in now. - Who cares? - It's fucking humiliating! Everybody sees them kicking me out. What if they make me put the liquor back? I can't do that. This whole thing is bigger than you, Fogell! So grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcohol! What if I don't feel like it anymore, Seth? What? Then I'll fucking kill you, okay? I'll stab you through your fucking heart. No, you can do this, man. Come on. Killing me won't get you alcohol. I'm the one with the fake ID. Then I'll cut your dumb fucking face off... ...throw it over mine and get your ID and buy it my fucking self! Oh, really? You don't have the technology or the steady hands... ...to pull off a procedure like that, so ha! Peace.
