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- Oh, shit! - You're not coming. Tell your fucking faggot friend he can't come either. So Jesse wanted me to tell you... ...you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his party. You really bitched out back there, man. I bitched out? You bitched out, man, you fucking Judas. You fucking left me hanging. Did you want me to dive in front of his spit?
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Yo. Hey, I was doing some research for next year... ...and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. - The Vag-tastic Voyage. - Which one is the Vag-tastic Voyage? The Vag-tastic Voyage is the one where... ... they find random girls on the street, and they invite them into a van... ...and then they bang them in the van. It's like 13 bucks a month... ...and you get access to other sites. Like one's Latina, one's Asian, you know, there's one for fetishes... ...like feet and pee-pee and shit and stuff like that. That's disgusting. You're like an animal. I'm... What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man. Don't make me feel weird because I like porn. You're weird for not liking porn. I'm normal as shit. Peeing on people. That's normal? Evan, I'm not saying I'm gonna look at it. I'm just saying that it comes with the site, okay? I don't know what I'm gonna be into 10 years from now. I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff. I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar, I want a little production value. Like some editing, transition, something. Some music. Yeah, well, I'm sorry the Coen brothers don't direct the porn that I watch. They're hard to get ahold of, okay? Plus your parents are gonna be looking at the bill, dipshit. Yeah, you're right. I probably should pick the one with the least dirty name.
Superbad