- I can't wait to see you. Evan? - Okay, bye. That was the first time I ever did coke. Off that bitch's nipple. That was so... - A little white sniff. - That was awesome. That was gorgeous. Hey, hey, hey. You guys, stay in this room, man. They're gonna kill that guy tonight. That chick's boyfriend is pissed. Yeah. He's a beast. I've been praying for a fight. I'm literally waking up and praying... ...to see a fucking fight. - Hey, hey, hey.
Superbad
4.6s
Yeah. Welcome to the Thunderdome.
Superbad
27.4s
On the upside, I think you look cool with a black eye. I'm just gonna throw that out there. I don't... I don't know. Well, thank you, smart guy. Thanks. That's actually why I'm here. Because I have to get a ton of cover-up for the grad photo. Oh, man. Fuck. And I'm gonna get Jules a new comforter. I have to get a comforter too. For college. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I just figured I would need one. So, Seth...
Superbad
7.7s
- Is that blood? - What the fuck is that? - Are you bleeding? - I'm not cut or anything. - Why would I be bleeding? - It's fucking blood, man.
Superbad
3.1s
Excuse me, sir. Stop what you are doing at once.
Superbad
5.2s
I can't believe this is happening again. What are the odds? Fuck.
Superbad
3.8s
- Thank you. - Oh, I love this place.
Superbad
24.2s
- Come on, it's great. - What are you thinking? - What are you doing? - What? I lost Jules' money, Fogell's dead to us now... ...we don't have any choice. Let's go. I don't like this idea. This guy's fucking creepy, man. Look at him. What? He looks like a guy. That's what guys look like. - What is your problem? - You guys know a guy named Jimmy? You totally look like his brother. You totally look like his brother, man. You do.
Superbad
12.5s
Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun, ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. - Come on! - Please don't shoot, sir. "Please don't shoot." Shut up and spread your shit!
Superbad
5.2s
Hey, where the party at? Right. - You got those shots, bro? - It's coming.
Superbad
6.5s
Okay, everyone... ...prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law. Get out.
Superbad
7s
I don't even dance. I just... I don't even dance ever, so... I've never even tried it. Then where the hell did this come from, asshole?
Superbad
1.4s
You're a lightweight.
Superbad
4.6s
All right, look. Hey, man. All right. Listen, you can trust me, okay?