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1m6s
I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys. I'll be honest with you for a second. You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol... ...or you're going to fucking prison. What are you doing, man? You don't need to... No, let's not... Let's hang on a second here. - Cough it up. - Fine. Don't know if we should be doing anything official. We're working together. It's like Let's Make a Deal. Here we go. Seven bucks? Are you fucking serious? This isn't enough. What are you, a 6-year-old? - It's all I have, man. It's all I have. - You better think of something quickly. - My back! My back. Cops, my back. - No, no, no. Wait, don't do that. All right, listen. I can get you alcohol. I'm going over to this party right now, bro. Okay? It's got booze, it's got girls. Booze and girls equals... I don't know. Do you? I don't know. Do you? - I think you do. Do you? - Yes. That's a definite yes. Definite yes, then. - Give me one sec to talk to him. - Stay right here. Yeah, yeah. Do what you gotta do. Mix it over. I'll be over by the car. Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice guy.
Superbad
1m7s
- You fucking prick. - What? - You bailed on me. - I didn't bail on you. Yeah, you did. You said you were gonna do something and you didn't do it. That's bailing. You're the one that dragged me to that fucking party with those lunatics. - I didn't bail on you. - You bailed on me, okay? You bailed on me this morning when Jesse spat on me... ...and you're bailing on me next year. What the fuck? It finally comes out. That's good, man. We were supposed to go to college together. Since we were kids, since elementary school... ...that's all we've ever talked about, us going together. And you got into fucking Dartmouth. You're making me feel like I'm a bad guy. What...? I didn't do anything wrong. I got into a good school. How the fuck am I supposed to get into Dartmouth? You knew I couldn't. How fucking selfish are you? You had no problem letting Fogell take the fall. You don't want me going to a good school. - Fuck, man! - So, what the fuck do you want? I'm not gonna let you slow me down anymore, Seth. What are you saying?
Superbad
21.3s
Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces. He won't do it. Don't worry. I forgot to tell you, my mom said we can have the TV from the basement... Shut the fuck up, he's gonna hear you. Just be quiet. Wait until he goes away. You still haven't told him that we're rooming together? Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin. Okay. You got it.
Superbad
20.7s
So by signing this, you are officially saying... ...that as we stopped you from being mugged... ...a crackhead stole our cruiser and did God knows what with it. - You cool to sign that? - Of course. I owe you guys my life. We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again? - Fogell. - Fuck that. - We're calling you McLovin. - McLovin. Let's do this dance, boys.
Superbad
29.8s
I should've told you. I don't know why I didn't. Don't... No, don't be sorry. I should be sorry. I was being a dick. I was being a big dick to you. No, I... Listen, Seth, I want you to know, I don't wanna live with Fogell. I never wanted to live with him. I just don't... I ha... I'm afraid to live with strangers. I can't. I can't do it.
Superbad