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Truce, man.

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If I equals the square root of negative one... ...then I squared equals negative one. Okay? In other words, if you consider I as a constant... ...you can then define the square roots of all the negative numbers.

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I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby. Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

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- Don't touch that. - What are you...? - I'm not a piece of meat. - You two are funny.

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It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.

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- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Jane.

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So I is an imaginary number. It doesn't really exist. If I equals the square root of negative one... ...then I squared equals negative one. Is this making s...? Okay.

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I can't imagine what you're gonna do without each other next year. Evan told me you didn't get into Dartmouth.

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Hey, Seth, you can't park in the faculty lot. Don't be such a vagine, man. I gotta get a Red Bull before class.

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- Thanks for taking him, Seth. - No... No problem, Jane. - How are you? - Good. Beautiful.

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- Oh, shit! - You're not coming. Tell your fucking faggot friend he can't come either. So Jesse wanted me to tell you... ...you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his party. You really bitched out back there, man. I bitched out? You bitched out, man, you fucking Judas. You fucking left me hanging. Did you want me to dive in front of his spit?

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Yo. Hey, I was doing some research for next year... ...and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. - The Vag-tastic Voyage. - Which one is the Vag-tastic Voyage? The Vag-tastic Voyage is the one where... ... they find random girls on the street, and they invite them into a van... ...and then they bang them in the van. It's like 13 bucks a month... ...and you get access to other sites. Like one's Latina, one's Asian, you know, there's one for fetishes... ...like feet and pee-pee and shit and stuff like that. That's disgusting. You're like an animal. I'm... What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man. Don't make me feel weird because I like porn. You're weird for not liking porn. I'm normal as shit. Peeing on people. That's normal? Evan, I'm not saying I'm gonna look at it. I'm just saying that it comes with the site, okay? I don't know what I'm gonna be into 10 years from now. I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff. I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar, I want a little production value. Like some editing, transition, something. Some music. Yeah, well, I'm sorry the Coen brothers don't direct the porn that I watch. They're hard to get ahold of, okay? Plus your parents are gonna be looking at the bill, dipshit. Yeah, you're right. I probably should pick the one with the least dirty name.

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This is bullshit. Pussy.

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I don't know. Nothing. It's fine.

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Fucking go. Fucking throw up. Are you carrying me? No, I'm saving you from the cops.

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Come on, McLovin. I've never been with an older guy before. Well, it's way better. I know, we made some kick-ass tiramisu earlier. It was deli... It looked weird. But it was delicious.

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- Okay, bye. - Evan!

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I got into some schools, some pretty good ones. So I'll be fine. - You gonna miss each other? - No. Miss each other? No, thank you. I don't... I don't miss each other. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep every night. - Me too. - When I'm out partying. Go to school, boys.

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Truce, man.

If I equals the square root of negative one... ...then I squared equals negative one. Okay? In other words, if you consider I as a constant... ...you can then define the square roots of all the negative numbers.

I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby. Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

- Don't touch that. - What are you...? - I'm not a piece of meat. - You two are funny.

It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.

- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Jane.

So I is an imaginary number. It doesn't really exist. If I equals the square root of negative one... ...then I squared equals negative one. Is this making s...? Okay.

I can't imagine what you're gonna do without each other next year. Evan told me you didn't get into Dartmouth.

Hey, Seth, you can't park in the faculty lot. Don't be such a vagine, man. I gotta get a Red Bull before class.

- Thanks for taking him, Seth. - No... No problem, Jane. - How are you? - Good. Beautiful.

This is bullshit. Pussy.

I don't know. Nothing. It's fine.

Fucking go. Fucking throw up. Are you carrying me? No, I'm saving you from the cops.

Come on, McLovin. I've never been with an older guy before. Well, it's way better. I know, we made some kick-ass tiramisu earlier. It was deli... It looked weird. But it was delicious.

- Okay, bye. - Evan!

I got into some schools, some pretty good ones. So I'll be fine. - You gonna miss each other? - No. Miss each other? No, thank you. I don't... I don't miss each other. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep every night. - Me too. - When I'm out partying. Go to school, boys.