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Remember our last anniversary party?
Birdman
Okay, I'll do it.
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Oh, for God's sake, are you getting drunk? I don't have to be drunk to say what I think. We're not drunk. We're having a few drinks. Exactly.
Birdman
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you say that. Okay.
Birdman
Seriously? You want to ruin a nice moment? Do you remember?
Birdman
Go into the reserve. It's gone! We spent it on fog and fake trees...
Birdman
Sorry. You're right.
Birdman
What was she doing here?
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You threw all the guests out of the house... ...and you threw all the furniture out the window.
Birdman
And does she talk and speak?
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Welcome aboard, Mike! Thank you, Captain.
Birdman
You've had more than a few. What, are you counting?
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...and dancing midgets! You can't say "midget" anymore.
Birdman
I think he's drinking real gin.
Birdman
The kind of love that I'm talking about, you don't...
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That's Sam, my daughter. Oh. Wow! That's amazing. You don't look anything like each other. What do you do?
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