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Holy shit. Were you just getting laid? No. Yeah, I was, but... - Yes, yes, he was. - It's not what you think, guys. - I'm not even... - Sit the fuck down. Stay down. - Calm down. - I thought we were friends... ...and then you go running away. Contain yourself. - We're friends. - Shut up. - Calm down. Calm down, man. - Why? What? You just cock-blocked McLovin. Okay? He's our friend. We don't do that. We should be guiding his cock, not blocking it. Just relax, okay? Let's make this right.

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- Well, fuck me. - Fellas.

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Are you okay, mister?

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- That's Yoda. - Are you familiar with Yoda? From Attack of the Clones? We have a 245 at East 24 and Montgomery, Bailey's Bar and Grill. Car 98 on it. See, Michaels, you always take a call at a bar because... ...better or worse, you get a beer out of it.

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How old are you? Twenty-two.

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- Blue guys! - Resisting. Resisting! - Slater! - Michaels!

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That was a fast kid.

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For college. The mall, they would sell that. Cool. So...

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Wow, that was a little too far right there. The gesture. Yeah. It's pretty far. Shit, I do that... No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it. My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12.

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Michaels here, he's six months in.

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I've felt better. But I'll be fine. How about you?

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- That's kind of a personal question. - What?

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So you do want alcohol? You want some or no? You do or you don't? You do want alcohol. - Yeah. - Either way. - Well... - Either way. Either way's fine. This is actually kind of a big favor. Because my parents left me like 100 bucks to feed myself for the week. But the house is full of food, so I just thought I'd spend it all... ...on, you know, extra drinks for the party, so... That's really nice. I don't think I've ever done anything that nice. - It's cool? - Yeah. - Okay. Thank you. - Awesome. I mean, seriously, that's really... That's nice of you. Thank you. So should I just get a shitload of different shit?

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"Oh, no, it's the cops." We have a complaint. - Evan, come on. - Get the hell out of here right now. Get out of here. She's not interested. - Drop the crantini and move it, sister. - See you, sugar tits. Guys, come on, move. Everybody out. Leave the booze and go.

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Oh, shit, it's Cary Hutchins.

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- Making my ass look weird? - It makes a lot of stuff look weird.

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Let's do this.

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- I can't believe that. - So, all right. We gotta... ...mix it up.

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- Well, fuck me. - Fellas.

Are you okay, mister?

- That's Yoda. - Are you familiar with Yoda? From Attack of the Clones? We have a 245 at East 24 and Montgomery, Bailey's Bar and Grill. Car 98 on it. See, Michaels, you always take a call at a bar because... ...better or worse, you get a beer out of it.

How old are you? Twenty-two.

- Blue guys! - Resisting. Resisting! - Slater! - Michaels!

That was a fast kid.

For college. The mall, they would sell that. Cool. So...

Wow, that was a little too far right there. The gesture. Yeah. It's pretty far. Shit, I do that... No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it. My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12.

Michaels here, he's six months in.

I've felt better. But I'll be fine. How about you?

- That's kind of a personal question. - What?

"Oh, no, it's the cops." We have a complaint. - Evan, come on. - Get the hell out of here right now. Get out of here. She's not interested. - Drop the crantini and move it, sister. - See you, sugar tits. Guys, come on, move. Everybody out. Leave the booze and go.

Oh, shit, it's Cary Hutchins.

- Making my ass look weird? - It makes a lot of stuff look weird.

Let's do this.

- I can't believe that. - So, all right. We gotta... ...mix it up.