- You know this guy? - It's... Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you? Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you. - Give me the booze. - Hey! Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Please, please, calm down, sir.
Superbad
17.5s
- Are you okay? - I so flirt with you in math. Tell me about it. I... Samesies. I've wanted to tell you for so long that you're the best girl. I know. I've wanted to get with you, like, so hard.
My name? It's M... McLov... McLovin. McLovin? Yeah.
Superbad
2s
- She's going around the corner. - Come on!
Superbad
2s
Evan, let's go to your house.
Superbad
2.1s
Fogell. What's up?
Superbad
1.7s
Can you answer me?
Superbad
37.4s
- Fuck you, Evan! - Don't fucking touch me. Why did you do that? - You shined the light in my face. - You did too. - I'm driving. - We were playing Lightsabers. - Excuse me. - Oh, my God. Are you guys gonna make sure he's okay? - Check on him. - You check. - You go out there and check on him. - Fuck that. You go. Balls. Okay, we'll both go out there and check on him.
Superbad
13.8s
She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. Really? What was she saying? She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight."
Superbad
11.2s
And thank you very much for bringing everything, again. Seriously, it really made the night. No, that's how I roll. That's the thing. It's no problems. You'll learn that.
Superbad
8s
Oh, shit, guys. We're three blocks away, man. We made it. We made it with the booze and everything. We made it. Hold this.
Superbad
15s
You sick sons of bitches! What the fuck? Michaels, are you okay?
Superbad
4.2s
- Can I hold one? - What? Can I hold one of your guns?
Superbad
6.3s
Can we shoot at it? I don't know. Can you?
Superbad
2.4s
Come on, pussy. Get up, dude.
Superbad
1.2s
Oh, you got a stain too.
Superbad
15.7s
So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
