My hand! Monster! Nicole! Nicole, get Daddy. - Get Daddy. - Get Daddy! - Oh, shit. - Get away from my kids!
Superbad
5.9s
Well, you gotta get me some Kyle's Killer Lemonade. Kyle's Killer Lemonade. That's kind of gay, but I can get it for you.
Superbad
9.4s
- Probably nothing. Why? - I don't know. My parents are gone so I'm having a party. I don't really know how many people are gonna be there... ...but you could stop by if you wanted to.
Superbad
4.9s
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. They shot Seth. They fucking shot Seth, I know it.
Superbad
15.2s
You look great. You don't look terrible. It's just, like, a bad bruise. Everything's great, just from he... This, just like right there. - Your eye. - Yeah, your eye. Everything else is great. But seriously, I acted like a fucking idiot last night.
Superbad
3.1s
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
Superbad
2s
Evan, let's go to your house.
Superbad
10.2s
And lube. Seth? Are...? Are you crying?
Superbad
3.4s
So can you honestly help me figure out what kind of cover-up to get?
Superbad
20.7s
- Your legs lifted off the ground. - That is bona fide badass, man. You gotta keep that tape, McLovin. It is badass. - It really is. - Really? Well, don't you guys, like, need it for, like, evidence or...? The only thing that's evidence of is you can take a hit like a champ. Seriously. Take that. Are there any ladies we'd like to show this tape to?
Superbad
2.1s
Fogell. What's up?
Superbad
16.8s
- You know this guy? - It's... Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you? Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you. - Give me the booze. - Hey! Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Please, please, calm down, sir.
Superbad
9.5s
My name? It's M... McLov... McLovin. McLovin? Yeah.
Superbad
46.8s
- Are you okay? - No, man. I should have wore the vest. - Calm down. - What the fuck are you doing? What if I go in and they turn me down, man? Then we're in the same place we're in now. - Who cares? - It's fucking humiliating! Everybody sees them kicking me out. What if they make me put the liquor back? I can't do that. This whole thing is bigger than you, Fogell! So grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcohol! What if I don't feel like it anymore, Seth? What? Then I'll fucking kill you, okay? I'll stab you through your fucking heart. No, you can do this, man. Come on. Killing me won't get you alcohol. I'm the one with the fake ID. Then I'll cut your dumb fucking face off... ...throw it over mine and get your ID and buy it my fucking self! Oh, really? You don't have the technology or the steady hands... ...to pull off a procedure like that, so ha! Peace.
Superbad
2.3s
We were gonna go to Hawaii.
Superbad
11.2s
- It's just beer. - Give me a break. - It's just beer. - Man up. What happened? What, did you lose him? He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive. - This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.
Superbad
6.2s
I was gonna go to the mall. I have to get a new comforter.
